Glasgow Mag 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Well, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have the second installment of an exciting new series. In case you have been asleep or on the planet mars all afternoon, we have a brand new Meet the Members series. This is brought to you, with approval of the team at all new Toontastic. I, Glasgow Mag, am your roving reporter. I aim to take you behind the username, to make the username become a real life person. Tonight, I would like to introduce to you a well-liked, upstanding memberl who has become a senior figure these boards. You'll see a lot of him around, in his unofficial 'father figure' role so here is everything you wanted to know about him but were too scared to ask.... Real first name: James Nickname: Jimbo Why no longer Jimbo Asprilla? No good reason, it was just quicker to type Jimbo than Jimbp Asprilla. Why no Cisse avatar? He's a Liverpool player now, I couldn't bring myself to have him as my Avatar anymore. Age: 30. Occupation: Electrical Engineer. Location: Lowestoft, Suffolk. Language(s) spoken? English (badly) French (barely) Avatar - why? I hate anything aloof or pretentious, so any avatar I have is always tongue in cheek or self depricating, Burt Reynolds fits the bill at the moment. Previous avatarts? Cisse/Village people biker/Captain Kirk/Boris Johnson. Tell us when you first joined the boards? When was it and how did you feel as a beginner? About 3 years ago on the old Toontastic, I think if first saw a link to it on a newsgroup ( a Newcastle Newsgroup, not an "Art" one.) Board highlights? Hughsie's abortion. Board lowlights? Hitler Admin's and phpbb Critical Error. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Tough question, I've been in the same job since I left school, 15 years ago, I didn't know what I wanted to do then and I'm not sure I'd know what else to do now either, maybe script writer in the porn industry. Pets? Nope, used to have cats until one scared my baby daughter's face for life, not again thanks. I play a bit like.... Douglas Barder. Football heroes? Asprilla, Keegan, Van Basten, Lineker, Butcher, Gazza. Football villains? How long have you got ? Savage/Voller/Gullit/Keane/Nevilles/Mark Hughes/Cantona/Maradona/Simeone/Mihilavic. Best advice given? "If you don't fuck them, someone else will" Ideal partner? My right hand. Kelly Brook. Ideal dinner date? Bill Hicks. Ideal meal? Chinese, Aromatic crispy duck with Hoi sin sauce. Can you cook? Beans on toast, Pot-Noodle, Chilli Con Carne, Spag bol. Current wheels? Toyota Estima Import, 2.2lt 4x4 TD 8 seater, 19 mpg. Biggest influence? Tough question, probably my brother-inlaw, gave me a real world education, compared to my straight laced parents. TV programmes? CSI, American Chopper, Mythbusters, Soccer AM, Playboy channel 3 minute preview. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips, preferably Skate ! Chinese or indian? What do you order? Crispy Duck ! Favourite tunes? U2, Pear Jam, Nirvana. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? If I have to choose one it would be Marsh, real tits score high ! George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither ! Favourite film? Down the hatch 7. ok Pulp Fiction If I won a million pounds.... I'd Never work again !!! Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? probably about 7, my dads home brew. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Never, I was a model student....... OK, Nearly got expelled for Asault, lucky for me the head teacher was a magistrate. Favourite insult? up your bollocks ! Not a lot of people know that......... I used to be a boxing coach. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £110, leather jacket. How many pairs of shoes do you own? about 4. I'm obsessed with..... Wanking !!! yes I really am !! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... No comment Any more questions for Jimbo? Please ask now as I open the forum to you, the people who matter most, the members! ***KEEP LOOKING FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF 'MEET THE MEMBERS'!*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Why no longer Jimbo Asprilla? No good reason, it was just quicker to type Jimbo than Jimbp Asprilla. 2982[/snapback] Easier to spell aswell, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Have you any restraining orders yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 (edited) COMING YOUR WAY REAL SOON - YOU GET TO 'MEET THE MEMBERS' BEHIND THE FOLLOWING USERNAMES: Definitely Maybe***Smoggeordie***Geordie Boyo***Isegrim***Medina*** With numerous others in the pipeline............ Edited July 27, 2005 by Glasgow Mag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Jimbo is it true you eat all bran for breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Jimbo is it true you eat all bran for breakfast? 3020[/snapback] Cock off ! and I don't wear sandals either !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 so jimbo roughly how many times a day on average are you beating the bishop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Jimbo is it true you eat all bran for breakfast? 3020[/snapback] Let's put that one to Jimbo. Jimbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 so jimbo roughly how many times a day on average are you beating the bishop? 3023[/snapback] It would be an easier question if you asked me when am I NOT bashing the Bishop. For the most part it looks like a Strawberry on a peice of string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 With the amount of shaking hands with the guvnor of love you do, I'm surprised your sarge doesn't have trouble standing at attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 With the amount of shaking hands with the guvnor of love you do, I'm surprised your sarge doesn't have trouble standing at attention. 3061[/snapback] My cock's a diamond cutter, I'll have you know ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 COMING YOUR WAY REAL SOON - YOU GET TO 'MEET THE MEMBERS' BEHIND THE FOLLOWING USERNAMES: Definitely Maybe***Smoggeordie***Geordie Boyo***Isegrim***Medina*** With numerous others in the pipeline............ 2989[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 COMING YOUR WAY REAL SOON - YOU GET TO 'MEET THE MEMBERS' BEHIND THE FOLLOWING USERNAMES: Definitely Maybe***Smoggeordie***Geordie Boyo***Isegrim***Medina*** With numerous others in the pipeline............ 2989[/snapback] 6028[/snapback] OK you're next. Sorry been busy today will get round to it tonight. You like the series then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 COMING YOUR WAY REAL SOON - YOU GET TO 'MEET THE MEMBERS' BEHIND THE FOLLOWING USERNAMES: Definitely Maybe***Smoggeordie***Geordie Boyo***Isegrim***Medina*** With numerous others in the pipeline............ 2989[/snapback] 6028[/snapback] OK you're next. Sorry been busy today will get round to it tonight. You like the series then? 6030[/snapback] Well, it's just that with the Medina threat I can see another GOLD thread in the pipeline... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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