Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I cannot argue that Bat out of Hell has sold millions and it must have something about it, but not too my ears!!Top Gear watchers spring to mind!! Music is odd, I used to work in a music bar in Greece and no matter what we played some would love it and others would ask you to change it!! Erdinger Weiss!! I know how to pour it correctly!! sad I know!! tends to give you the shits after 5 or 6!! I wouldn't be standing after 3!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Dog and Parrot is good. Music might not be cool enough for you though. I'll save my eardrums for meat, it's more a pre match drink for an hour of nice stuff. I'm assuming the arena will just sell overpriced shit like carling or fosters etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl 0 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I wouldn't be standing after 3!!! It's 5.3% which is quite strong but I would be alright after 3!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Tilleys isn't that far away and serves Erdinger too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Tilleys isn't that far away and serves Erdinger too. Too far really ideally wanted somewhere nice within a 10 minute pant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42473 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Too far really ideally wanted somewhere nice within a 10 minute pant. is that how far you can waddle in 10 minutes? (Tilleys is less than a 10 minute walk btw ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44993 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 He'll be sweating like Meatloaf at the end of his set man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42473 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 He would walk anywhere for Meat, but he won't walk that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 He would walk anywhere for Meat, but he won't walk that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42473 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Does the Telegraph do Erdinger? If so, that's less than 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I'll give that a look. Might be a quick taxi to the Broad Chare. Anyway time to go and get ready, red silk hankie in one hand, lighter in the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42473 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I'll give that a look. Might be a quick taxi to the Broad Chare. Anyway time to go and get ready, red silk hankie in one hand, duck pasty in the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I'm so fucked Just been in the bathroom practising my "moves" for that moment where everybody gets up to dance on the spot. (Praying there is a period of dignified seating before this). Last time this happened was at a Whitney contest when "I'm every woman came on". It was horrible. Imagine Mr Bean trying to look cool dancing. Anyway, was practising to bat out of hell and noticed in the mirror that I was doing a Nana type bobbing from foot to foot. I instantly tried to change tac and moved straight into pelvic thrusting from the time warp. I have nothing else, I'm screwed Considering getting really hammered but that will only release the inner 80's gay that I have restrained so well for so long. I have even considered taking my mothers walking stick so that I can hold it up and give a knowing nod to those around me and they will understand. Fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42473 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Considering getting really hammered but that will only release the inner 80's gay that I have restrained so well for so long. Congratulations on your Coming Out. We've all known for quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Try the Blonde Barrel on the square at the Life Centre. Full of punks. Cracking shout Fister! Tyneside blonde and burgers! Happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33281 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 42473 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Cracking shout Fister! Tyneside blonde and burgers! Happy days What are those cremated turds on the right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42473 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Jeezus!! How does it feel to be one of the thinnest people in the room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 You'll need to eat healthier or you'll end up like Meatloaf. (apart from the sexy nurses) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 What are those cremated turds on the right? Nicest chips Ive ever had out the house. Burger was superb as well. Really impressed. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 So this old man comes limping onto the stage and one one verse into the first song horror struck. My two year old can hold a note better. I would have been quite happy to go back on the lash. He didn't get any better and there was an atmosphere of resigned disbelief apart from the odd pissed nana. The second set was All the Bat out of Hell tracks and though he still sounded like a 66 year old singing, the nostalgia of it all kicked in and the female singer and musicians were superb. I'm pleased I went and saw Meatloaf but I wouldn't be surprised if the critics were unkind. At one stage it got a bit too much and he cried. Paradise by the dashboard life was superb and the female lead, Patti Russo ??? Was very good. I even had a little boogie as me and Mrs Tree did our own duet. Thanks for the music Meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 :lol: Sorry you wasted your money like but I love washed-up musician stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10874 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) It's awful when you heroes disappoint. Sorry to hear that CT @ AH, you heartless bastard Edited April 5, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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