bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 A wealthy businessman forgets his wife's anniversary and she's fucking furious! "You'd better make up for that this time!" she says, and seeing her chance to gain from it she adds "In fact, tomorrow morning, there better be something sitting out on that driveway that goes from nought to 200 like a rocket! AND it better not be second hand!" He's now in hospital in a critical condition Next morning she went out, there was a small package on the driveway - . . . . . . . . . . . . . when she opened it she found herself holding a set of brand new bathroom scales! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 A man comes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You bonehead!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 A man comes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You bonehead!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 A wealthy businessman forgets his wife's anniversary and she's fucking furious! "You'd better make up for that this time!" she says, and seeing her chance to gain from it she adds "In fact, tomorrow morning, there better be something sitting out on that driveway that goes from nought to 200 like a rocket! AND it better not be second hand!" He's now in hospital in a critical condition Next morning she went out, there was a small package on the driveway - . . . . . . . . . . . . . when she opened it she found herself holding a set of brand new bathroom scales! How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3669 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 How? Obviously she broke him when she sat on his face!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Bloke comes come pissed and his wife spots lipstick on his shirt. "You better be able to explain that lipstick you bastard!" his wife fumes "Shurrr I can .. Itsh from wiping me cock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snakehips 0 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Bloke comes come pissed and his wife spots lipstick on his shirt. "You better be able to explain that lipstick you bastard!" his wife fumes "Shurrr I can .. Itsh from wiping izz cock" Reminds me of someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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