Guest Patrokles Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Okay, so a message board isn't the best place to actually TELL these jokes, but it's a pretty good place to share them for your own personal future use. - How much does Jesus love you? (Hold out your arms wide and droop your head, looking somewhat miserable) THIS MUCH. - What's this? (Chew on your palms) Jesus biting his nails. - How does every Black joke start? (look quickly around and over your shoulder) 'Okay, so...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 You have to do these three straight after each other: - What's this? (Put your hand up to your head as if you were giving yourself antlers [but only put one up] and wave.) A brainwave. - What's this? (Wave your pinky - pretend you're mocking someone for having a small penis.) A microwave. - What's this? (Put both your hands under your chin, fingers pointing down and wiggle them so it looks like you might be waving.) A spider with a giant head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Bobby get in here FAST and do something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 A few "what's this?" jokes... - Make a circle with your index finger and your thumb and growl - A vicious circle - Hold your wrist out and grip it with your other hand twisting it (like a half "chinese-burn") and say brum brum - A motorist - Hold your wrist out and say boo - A terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Wipe you're arse on a really thin bit of string and "a shit thread" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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