bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Fishing Tale... Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am . When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or Sex?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . she said: "Wear sun-block." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Berb, that's possibly the worst one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Thats fucking terrible like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11112 Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Yesterday a man was killed by a steam train. He was chuffed to bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 No, THAT was the worst one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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