Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Anyone got any experience of keeping pigs? Saw this on the BBC website yesterday and thought one of these specially bred mini-pigs would make a good xmas present for the bairn who loves animals. If it's good enough for Jonathan Woss it's good enough for me! They only grow to about a fifth of the size of normal pigs apparently and I've got a huge back garden for it to roam in. Best thing is if i get sick of the swine I can easily slaughter it and live on bacon sarnies for a few months. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7044897.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Only thing I know about them is: 1. They're very intelligent 2. They stink 3. They taste nice 4. They have a cock like a corkscrew The last two aren't linked in anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 You just know SMO's boxing day post is going to be some cobblers about him and his pig spit roasting Rebecca Loos. Oh the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Anyone got any experience of keeping pigs? Saw this on the BBC website yesterday and thought one of these specially bred mini-pigs would make a good xmas present for the bairn who loves animals. If it's good enough for Jonathan Woss it's good enough for me! They only grow to about a fifth of the size of normal pigs apparently and I've got a huge back garden for it to roam in. Best thing is if i get sick of the swine I can easily slaughter it and live on bacon sarnies for a few months. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7044897.stm From that it looks like you wouldn't even get a weeks worth of sarnies. Not even a half rack of ribs either, you'd have to kill the whole lot for a half decent barbecue for 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li3nZ 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 If the film Snatch is to be believed, they also come in handy for getting rid of dead bodies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 If the film Snatch is to be believed, they also come in handy for getting rid of dead bodies! Mythbusters: debunked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Fucking hell SMO, anything to cut down on the shopping bill. Bacon isn't that expensive anyway man if you buy it in bulk. Less messy than raising a pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 If the film Snatch is to be believed, they also come in handy for getting rid of dead bodies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li3nZ 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 If the film Snatch is to be believed, they also come in handy for getting rid of dead bodies! Mythbusters: debunked Does this mean someone has attempted to prove it may be true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 If the film Snatch is to be believed, they also come in handy for getting rid of dead bodies! Mythbusters: debunked Does this mean someone has attempted to prove it may be true? I've seen them use pig bodies to test human body myths. Never seen them prove they couldn't be used to get rid of human parts though, especially as a few people tend to be eaten by them (although not necessarily killed first by them) a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) Bastards theres a 12 month waiting list for the little fuckas! Might have to nip down Pets Corner on Xmas Eve and nick a big un. Edited October 18, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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