Tom 14021 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Basically me and the lads were out last night and we went to a certain bar (shock ) and some lass for some reason punched me full on in the face hair pulling / etc. So about a second later the bouncers grabbed me and threw into the street... I mean id never hit a girl i couldnt, but what wankers So people told the bouncers what happened so she got kicked out, then proceeded to trip me out (somehow) and kicked me in the face a few times, then the bouncers figured it out, wheey She was a psycho, what a downer! luckily she was so feeble i dont even have a bruise what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 I'm all for sexual equality...... ....I'd have chinned her ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted October 14, 2007 Author Share Posted October 14, 2007 She was a loon like, a fucking mong too. Probs be in a hospital for the mentally ill soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Shouldve told her that you normally pay for that sort of thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11090 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 which bar were you in? and couldn't you restrain her without actually hitting her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 I would've done her up the shitter. [/smo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Yer raging woofta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckerDavies 0 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Maybe due to your long hair she thought you we're a girl? If she was pissed its possible you looked like a lass who fucked her boyfriend and she thought you we're her so went for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 I would've done her up the shitter. [/smo] qft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 I would've done her up the shitter. [/smo] you r so stude now like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3653 Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I would've done her up the shitter. [/smo] you r so stude now like Don't you just hate it when they become all growed up like radgi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself Cath is going to be seething Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself I would love an introduction to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself Cath is going to be seething Aye, what "carazee" mates he has... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 How much of a cunt must you be drinking with to make you want to throw a cat against a wall tbh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself I would love an introduction to him. Scarey stuff, the big bad bald comedian dishing the threats out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself I would love an introduction to him. Scarey stuff, the big bad bald comedian dishing the threats out Is Shinton bald like? Christ thats just made his jokes even more depressing/tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15872 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Shinton is a bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Shinton is a bear. Zip it cue ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 How much of a cunt must you be drinking with to make you want to throw a cat against a wall tbh? It gives an interesting insight into how big a prick this lad really is, all of suspicions have been confirmed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11090 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself your mate's a cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 For a bloke to own a cat is a bit suss iyam, but beating a cat up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself I would love an introduction to him. Scarey stuff, the big bad bald comedian dishing the threats out We leave it at that for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11090 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 is it just me or does James codurham really misjudge his audience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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