bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . "And if that fucking ice cream van hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Welcome back Berb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Older than time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Older than time! bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Older than time! bob? Nah, but RobW is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 11, 2007 Author Share Posted October 11, 2007 Older than time! bob? uh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now