Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 So I was thinking of giving her the Flora treatment, followed by a cock sandwich. Anyone got any good ideas of what else could make up the menu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 A malteaser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 She wants a treat, you say? Okay, what's your address? Too easy! Too predictable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Do her up the gary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckerDavies 0 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 (edited) Stop dreaming batty boy,Your Ava isn't your "Wor Lass". Knowing you Wor Lass will turn out to be a pet dog. Edited October 4, 2007 by duckerDavies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11112 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 a treat? Hows about telling her an honest to goodness true story where you don't act like a character out of the Viz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 4, 2007 Author Share Posted October 4, 2007 Stop dreaming batty boy,Your Ava isn't your "Wor Lass". Knowing you Wor Lass will turn out to be a pet dog. Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Stop dreaming batty boy,Your Ava isn't your "Wor Lass". Knowing you Wor Lass will turn out to be a pet dog. Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass! Divnt bring me into it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 4, 2007 Author Share Posted October 4, 2007 Stop dreaming batty boy,Your Ava isn't your "Wor Lass". Knowing you Wor Lass will turn out to be a pet dog. Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass! Divnt bring me into it! Well I can't count on Wacky for a serious answer, but I see the pickle you'd put yourself in if you were to comment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Stop dreaming batty boy,Your Ava isn't your "Wor Lass". Knowing you Wor Lass will turn out to be a pet dog. Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass! I bet mine is better. Yes, me, with my stained yellow teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Go easy on the mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3669 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Stop dreaming batty boy,Your Ava isn't your "Wor Lass". Knowing you Wor Lass will turn out to be a pet dog. Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass! I bet mine is better. Yes, me, with my stained yellow teeth Just shut it twat! SMO give her a hamburger Puppetry of the penis style if you can little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 "My lass is hotter than your lass" J69 much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Anyone want wor lass?? She's nice. I'll pay the taxi fare 'n'all ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11112 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Anyone want wor lass?? She's nice. I'll pay the taxi fare 'n'all ! dunno, how many miles and have you a full service history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Anyone want wor lass?? She's nice. I'll pay the taxi fare 'n'all ! dunno, how many miles and have you a full service history? One careful owner. Well looked after - some might say too well looked after at times. I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a few miles on the clock. Gives a good ride, make no mistake. Will take a good yukka plant in part ex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 Stop dreaming batty boy,Your Ava isn't your "Wor Lass". Knowing you Wor Lass will turn out to be a pet dog. Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass! I bet mine is better. Yes, me, with my stained yellow teeth As if you've ever smelt a dirty fanny yet let alone got into one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I'll vouch for SMO's lass having a clout that smells like an old flask due to half of Byker having been through it but she sucks like a Dyson make no mistake about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 More bag lady than bagless I heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 I'll vouch for SMO's lass having a clout that smells like an old flask due to half of Byker having been through it but she sucks like a Dyson make no mistake about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Quiet Blunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3669 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Quiet Bl©unt! Don't you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Smooth Operator in "I portray myself as a fit bird puller on the net cos nobody likes me in the real world" shocker!! Quiet Bl©unt! Don't you mean? what ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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