Granny's chop for pork thief

[Scottish Mag 3]

A FURIOUS gran STABBED her lover after he scoffed pork chops she cooked for herself.

 

Hungry Tracey Wenn, 45, screamed the slogan from the Quorn TV advert: “Eat my pork — feel my fork!” .

 

The gran then plunged a steak knife into partner Anthony Donkin’s leg.

 

Four-times married Anthony suffered a seven-inch wound and had to go to hospital.

 

Hull Crown Court heard the pair had been boozing at a pub, but dad-of-three Anthony, 56, got home early and tucked into the chops.

 

Twice-married Wenn, of Hull, later returned drunk, discovered he had eaten the meal and stabbed him.

 

She insisted it was a “joke” and only meant to “prod” him.

 

She said yesterday: “I’m sorry but you don’t just eat my pork chops.

 

“I made them with peas and carrots with onion gravy.”

 

Former builder Anthony said: “I won’t go near her pork chops ever again.”

 

Wenn was given a nine-month suspended sentence after pleading guilty to wounding.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007450826,00.html

[Lazarus 0]

I like how the '56 year old' bloke is a 'dad of three' but the 45 year old woman is a 'furious gran'.

Edited October 3, 2007 by Lazarus