Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of ABC (Australia) interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Fucking gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Computer says no. Still hilarious, was hoping it was true as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 2, 2007 Author Share Posted October 2, 2007 Oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Though not as good, this is is 100% true - I was there! Female reporter: So what position do you hold? Before my colleague could answer, another colleague, sitting close by, interjected : What position would you like? The interview was terminated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 He would never say such things like that as he is a pretty good bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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