Chelski

[wykikitoon 19980]

A lifelong chelsea fan has just called talksport and said hes finished with football now, 🤭

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

A lifelong chelsea fan has just called talksport and said hes finished with football now, 🤭

And he’s only 18. 

[Toonpack 9298]

Chelsie fans all bleating about why are the government only going after us, they’re too dim to realise whatever is happening to the club is just what’s happening to all his frozen assets, it’s just the club situation is getting the publicity.

 

Cunts, I’ve hated them since Peter Osgood days.

Edited March 11, 2022 by Toonpack

[wykikitoon 19980]

The presenter tbh has been good and basically stunned why they think its a personal attack on Chelsea 

[Howay 12496]

With that new information I question if our game can go ahead. Why would any of the staff turn up? They now know they won’t be paid for Sunday, the players too although they have other incentives to play. I can’t remember but don’t clubs also have to pay the police on match days for the extra officers and overtime? Regardless they may not even have stewards or staff on the turnstiles which I doubt is allowable. 

[wykikitoon 19980]

2 minutes ago, Howay said:

With that new information I question if our game can go ahead. Why would any of the staff turn up? They now know they won’t be paid for Sunday, the players too although they have other incentives to play. I can’t remember but don’t clubs also have to pay the police on match days for the extra officers and overtime? Regardless they may not even have stewards or staff on the turnstiles which I doubt is allowable. 

Do we get the 3 points then 😂

[Toonpack 9298]

18 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Do we get the 3 points then 😂

Could you imagine the seethe if we were awarded a 3-0 win by default 😂

[Howay 12496]

10 in a rooowwwahhh

[Howay 12496]

 

#sanctions  

[trophyshy 7073]

#LifeDuringWartime #freeteas #bigspender #wolfjerky #tweet

[Toonpack 9298]

5 minutes ago, Howay said:

 

#sanctions  

Fuck me! CT’s going break into Stamford Bridge isn’t he, death by pies, dozens of pies 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧🥧 🥧🥧 🥧🥧 🥧 🥧

[Howay 12496]

The replies to his tweet btw. The Chelsea fans have lost the plot, a lot of “we will come back even stronger”, “it’s Chelsea against the world as always”, “how does this help Ukraine?”, “Government trying to destroy us as they hate us” insanity. Even if they manage to survive the notion they’ll be anywhere near competing where they were just a week ago is absurd . Won’t even try and unpack their weird mentality about a conspiracy against them by the UK government. 

[Tom 14011]

6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Fuck me! CT’s going break into Stamford Bridge isn’t he, death by pies, dozens of pies 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧🥧 🥧🥧 🥧🥧 🥧 🥧

Ill give him a lift and we can do it together  

 

Balti Pie Break In Mags 😎

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

8 minutes ago, Tom said:

Ill give him a lift and we can do it together  

 

Balti Pie Break In Mags 😎

You’ll need this if you’re planning on bringing him back 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

With that new information I question if our game can go ahead. Why would any of the staff turn up? They now know they won’t be paid for Sunday, the players too although they have other incentives to play. I can’t remember but don’t clubs also have to pay the police on match days for the extra officers and overtime? Regardless they may not even have stewards or staff on the turnstiles which I doubt is allowable. 

Who’d have thought, 12 months ago, that we’d be wiping our arses with £100 pound notes and Chelsie literally don’t have a pot to piss in? 
 

It’s fucking glorious 

[Christmas Tree 4711]

Eddies pre match presser

 

https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/howe-pre-chelsea-a-media-briefing-21-22/#t=9:04

[Christmas Tree 4711]

13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

You’ll need this if you’re planning on bringing him back 

You should join me and Tom. Could do with someone to kick the doors in

 

 

[trophyshy 7073]

Essentially the difference between us and Chelsea is this..

 

The UK has supplied the Saudi coalition with £10bn of Typhoon and Tornado aircraft, Paveway bombs, Brimstone and Storm Shadow missiles.
 

Newcastle’s owning warmongers are funding our elites. It’s a grim circle. 

 

Anyway, is Joelinton available for Sunday?  

[Dr Gloom 21847]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Eddies pre match presser

 

https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/howe-pre-chelsea-a-media-briefing-21-22/#t=9:04

 

Class act 

[Howay 12496]

Brutal for them if true. 

[Alex 34912]

4 hours ago, Howay said:

 

#sanctions  

#unlucky #cunts

[Alex 34912]

2 hours ago, Howay said:

Brutal for them if true. 

🙏 Thoughts and prayers 

[Andrew 4721]

4 hours ago, Howay said:

Brutal for them if true. 

 

Ooohoohoooi right then, who're we having?

[wykikitoon 19980]

8 hours ago, Howay said:

Brutal for them if true. 

And funny for us 

[Gemmill 44495]

11 hours ago, Howay said:

With that new information I question if our game can go ahead. Why would any of the staff turn up? They now know they won’t be paid for Sunday, the players too although they have other incentives to play. I can’t remember but don’t clubs also have to pay the police on match days for the extra officers and overtime? Regardless they may not even have stewards or staff on the turnstiles which I doubt is allowable. 

 

They've been capped at £500k per match day which includes paying for the coppers etc. They've told the government that actual match day costs are over twice that amount, and apparently the government are prepared to work with them on this. 

 

Sounds exactly like the govt to just pluck a figure out of the air without actually working out what cost would need to be allowed to let match days go ahead.