Tribal 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Had one today, just as I was dozing off my mobile phone went, I woke up but my body was frozen and I couldn't move for about a minute or so. However, when I woke up I had a hallucination of a fucking TV ariel on my bed. What the fucking fuck? That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Pssht. I just had an afternoon nap and dreamed of being back at school with the host of Eurovision 1994 as my German teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I could probably do with one. Slept really badly last night, despite being up since 9.30am Saturday morning and travelling for 26 hours. Fucking jet lag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I had a dirty dream last night. Tony Soprano shagging his sister Fucks tharallaboot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Pssht. I just had an afternoon nap and dreamed of being back at school with the host of Eurovision 1994 as my German teacher. Mrs Cram aka Nanny off Count Duckula? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Had one today, just as I was dozing off my mobile phone went, I woke up but my body was frozen and I couldn't move for about a minute or so. However, when I woke up I had a hallucination of a fucking TV ariel on my bed. What the fucking fuck? That is all. Sleep paralysis, brain awake, body not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 Had one today, just as I was dozing off my mobile phone went, I woke up but my body was frozen and I couldn't move for about a minute or so. However, when I woke up I had a hallucination of a fucking TV ariel on my bed. What the fucking fuck? That is all. Sleep paralysis, brain awake, body not. Was lying on my side like, can you explain the hallucination bit though? That's what freaked me out the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15877 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Pssht. I just had an afternoon nap and dreamed of being back at school with the host of Eurovision 1994 as my German teacher. Mrs Cram aka Nanny off Count Duckula? Nah, she took me for French, I'd never have ended up giving a shit about German if I'd had her for that too. Blame Mrs. Murphy in all her adulterous, alcoholic glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Had one today, just as I was dozing off my mobile phone went, I woke up but my body was frozen and I couldn't move for about a minute or so. However, when I woke up I had a hallucination of a fucking TV ariel on my bed. What the fucking fuck? That is all. Sleep paralysis, brain awake, body not. Was lying on my side like, can you explain the hallucination bit though? That's what freaked me out the most. Halluncinations are common in people who get it apparently. I've had it and i think Happy Face said he had it too. Some forms are quite extreme and its generally accepted as the explanation for insane yanks thinking they've been abducted by aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Pssht. I just had an afternoon nap and dreamed of being back at school with the host of Eurovision 1994 as my German teacher. Mrs Cram aka Nanny off Count Duckula? Nah, she took me for French, I'd never have ended up giving a shit about German if I'd had her for that too. Blame Mrs. Murphy in all her adulterous, alcoholic glory. There's nothing French about you my friend, horribly English with a smack of Germanic efficiency thrown in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 Had one today, just as I was dozing off my mobile phone went, I woke up but my body was frozen and I couldn't move for about a minute or so. However, when I woke up I had a hallucination of a fucking TV ariel on my bed. What the fucking fuck? That is all. Sleep paralysis, brain awake, body not. Was lying on my side like, can you explain the hallucination bit though? That's what freaked me out the most. Halluncinations are common in people who get it apparently. I've had it and i think Happy Face said he had it too. Some forms are quite extreme and its generally accepted as the explanation for insane yanks thinking they've been abducted by aliens. Nee alien abductions like, just a TV ariel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Afternoon snoozes are brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Had one today, just as I was dozing off my mobile phone went, I woke up but my body was frozen and I couldn't move for about a minute or so. However, when I woke up I had a hallucination of a fucking TV ariel on my bed. What the fucking fuck? That is all. Sleep paralysis, brain awake, body not. Was lying on my side like, can you explain the hallucination bit though? That's what freaked me out the most. Halluncinations are common in people who get it apparently. I've had it and i think Happy Face said he had it too. Some forms are quite extreme and its generally accepted as the explanation for insane yanks thinking they've been abducted by aliens. Nee alien abductions like, just a TV ariel. It didn't get you far then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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