Magma 0 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 They reckon if you fill the sink with cold water and dunk your balls in just as you're about to cum it increases the feeling 10 fold. Never tried it myself like. I've conducted a straw pole via pm and got the following result on the above mentioned sexual activity: Jimbo: Been there done that loved it. Magma: Isn't allowed to play with his willy on any day ending in Y. Duckerdavies: Finds he smack his chin when trying to get down to the sink in time for when he cums - see what I did there dickhead? Wacky Jnr: Can't reach the bastard sink! cheeky bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! I'm not the one bringing up activities of a 'turd-tapping' nature.... I'm merely enquiring about an old friends shitting habits, routine imo! It's only cos I know he used to have to wear a nappy all through Primary school cos he was prone to accidents! I thought what we discussed at Subbuteo Club stayed within the walls of Subbuteo Club Anyway, my ring is as yet unstretched, so you're barking up the wrong tree. Makes me a fake gay apparently. I keep getting memories from back in the day, remember playing footie in your back yard but cos you were crap you used to sit on high and commentate while we played. I was always referred to as whoever was the soccer superstar at the time, not sure now if that was cos I was the best at footie or cos you wanted to gay me up! Euph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15792 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I keep getting memories from back in the day, remember playing footie in your back yard but cos you were crap you used to sit on high and commentate while we played. I was always referred to as whoever was the soccer superstar at the time, not sure now if that was cos I was the best at footie or cos you wanted to gay me up! Euph? Can't be, he said I was crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4033 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Yes, if they have a problem, tell them to buy ear plugs.. I bought earplugs because I work nightshift. Found I cant breathe properly when I have them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Yes, if they have a problem, tell them to buy ear plugs.. I bought earplugs because I work nightshift. Found I cant breathe properly when I have them in. are you putting them in the right place ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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