bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 you get up in the midle of the night, have a slash. Family fast asleep do you flush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 you get up in the midle of the night, have a slash. Family fast asleep do you flush? If its just a wee I don't flush, I just put the lid down. I don't like doing that but my son's bedroom is next door to bathroom, and he has to get up very early as he's a postie, so I would hate to wake him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Yeh i flush.... We have two flushes on our toilet. One for 1's and one for 2's so its hokay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 No way, the bairn wakes up at the slightest noise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15789 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Yes, if they have a problem, tell them to buy ear plugs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I always flush, on the basis that my bedroom is next to the bathroom and I've never woken up when someone has flushed the toilet (and no that's not because they don't flush during the night, I did check once ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! I'm not the one bringing up activities of a 'turd-tapping' nature.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! I'm not the one bringing up activities of a 'turd-tapping' nature.... I'm merely enquiring about an old friends shitting habits, routine imo! It's only cos I know he used to have to wear a nappy all through Primary school cos he was prone to accidents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Nope, I have an annoying obsession about things like making noise at night. Another thing that pisses me off, somehow the dutch have invented a bog that can handle the biggest of shits easily (trust me on this one) and it wouldn't have woke a mouse, plus looked to use about half the water to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15789 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! I'm not the one bringing up activities of a 'turd-tapping' nature.... I'm merely enquiring about an old friends shitting habits, routine imo! It's only cos I know he used to have to wear a nappy all through Primary school cos he was prone to accidents! I thought what we discussed at Subbuteo Club stayed within the walls of Subbuteo Club Anyway, my ring is as yet unstretched, so you're barking up the wrong tree. Makes me a fake gay apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21057 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If its yellow let it mellow If its brown, flush it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances. Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! I'm not the one bringing up activities of a 'turd-tapping' nature.... I'm merely enquiring about an old friends shitting habits, routine imo! It's only cos I know he used to have to wear a nappy all through Primary school cos he was prone to accidents! I thought what we discussed at Subbuteo Club stayed within the walls of Subbuteo Club Anyway, my ring is as yet unstretched, so you're barking up the wrong tree. Makes me a fake gay apparently. I keep getting memories from back in the day, remember playing footie in your back yard but cos you were crap you used to sit on high and commentate while we played. I was always referred to as whoever was the soccer superstar at the time, not sure now if that was cos I was the best at footie or cos you wanted to gay me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15789 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I keep getting memories from back in the day, remember playing footie in your back yard but cos you were crap you used to sit on high and commentate while we played. I was always referred to as whoever was the soccer superstar at the time, not sure now if that was cos I was the best at footie or cos you wanted to gay me up! Or because you got a proper lip on if anyone challenged your Alpha Male Centre-Forward status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I just run the tap and piss in the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I just run the tap and piss in the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 They reckon if you fill the sink with cold water and dunk your balls in just as you're about to cum it increases the feeling 10 fold. Never tried it myself like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 They reckon if you fill the sink with cold water and dunk your balls in just as you're about to cum it increases the feeling 10 fold. Never tried it myself like. Where do you put the wank mag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 They reckon if you fill the sink with cold water and dunk your balls in just as you're about to cum it increases the feeling 10 fold. Never tried it myself like. Where do you put the wank mag? woor lasses arse will not fit in the fucking bath never mind the sink. We would pull the bastard off the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 They reckon if you fill the sink with cold water and dunk your balls in just as you're about to cum it increases the feeling 10 fold. Never tried it myself like. Where do you put the wank mag? woor lasses arse will not fit in the fucking bath never mind the sink. We would pull the bastard off the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 (edited) They reckon if you fill the sink with cold water and dunk your balls in just as you're about to cum it increases the feeling 10 fold. Never tried it myself like. I've conducted a straw poll via pm and got the following result on the above mentioned sexual activity: Jimbo: Been there done that loved it. Magma: Isn't allowed to play with his willy on any day ending in Y. Duckerdavies: Finds he smacks his chin when trying to get down to the sink in time for when he cums - see what I did there dickhead? Wacky Jnr: Can't reach the bastard sink! Edited September 20, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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