Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Now I don't normally need any advice but all the usual tricks have failed to reap any rewards as yet. There's a lass in my office, she's unbelievable. So I've put the Operator charms into overdrive and all the usually methods that have reaped great rewards in the past have so far not got anywhere. Have had conversations in the tea room, lift, in the queue for the shop and nothing. She laughs at all my jokes even puts her hand on my shoulder and twirls her hair when I'm speaking to her. I'm thinking of now embarking on a charm offensive via e-mail but she's a press officer and my e-mails could well end up being leaked to all of my department if she takes it the wrong way! Everytime she walks past my desk I'm cracking wood, it just can carry on like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 As I was once told when it comes to approaching women you find attractive "he who hesitates, masturbates". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Try wiping the baby spew off the crotch of your Farah's for starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Blatantly a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 Blatantly a lesbian. I don't mind that! In fact I actively encourage it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Bring your mongy midget mate in with you so she can see your caring, benevolent side tbh. Ride in with him in the minibus for authenticity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal 0 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Get your mates to hold her down while you fuck... forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 (edited) Who's the target, do i know her? P.S Pavarotti's wife rang me to see if you would want any of his trousers....any good? Edited September 14, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 Who's the target, do i know her? P.S Pavarotti's wife rang me to see if you would want any of his trousers....any good? She started after you got sacked, tall, blonde, model figure, DD's! Aye on Pavorotti's pants, I've been meaning to go parachuting for a while now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckerDavies 0 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Sounds to me like he's been hammering the dirty mags again, that's the only place a tale like this could come from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? Why would you think that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Scept-o-Bots Rollout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? Why would you think that? Because I've been going down your house shaking off 'cock crumbs' all over your lasses fizzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Blatant cock tease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? Why would you think that? Because I've been going down your house shaking off 'cock crumbs' all over your lasses fizzer Get real short arse, you little legs couldn't carry you all the way to mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? Why would you think that? Because I've been going down your house shaking off 'cock crumbs' all over your lasses fizzer Get real short arse, you little legs couldn't carry you all the way to mine! I know she sends a taxi, cock on order she calls it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 I am presuming you and your lass are no longer together then ?? Why would you think that? Because I've been going down your house shaking off 'cock crumbs' all over your lasses fizzer Get real short arse, you little legs couldn't carry you all the way to mine! I know she sends a taxi, cock on order she calls it Aye and when you shoot your bolt in the first 10 seconds its Taxi for Wacky all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Aye to the garage for more blobs, don't want to fall into the same trap you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2007 Author Share Posted September 14, 2007 Aren't you married with kids? I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Have you asked her out for a drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scy 0 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 What a fag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6702 Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 What a fag! Right school..... but i think it's Meenzer you're looking for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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