Meenzer 15871 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 (edited) I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. Edited September 3, 2007 by Meenzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Sounds like a Parky post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 But better English with. And conspiracy theories fewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Id shag her like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 All I gained from that post were the words... Nigella, Lawson, fucking me. I think Ive just shot me bolt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 Id shag her like. I'd force a pack of gnocchi down her throat while kicking her in the flaps and smearing her with garam masala. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Id shag her like. I'd force a pack of gnocchi down her throat while kicking her in the flaps and smearing her with garam masala. Does that count? don;t think so but top marks for the ingredients Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Id shag her like. I'd force a pack of gnocchi down her throat while kicking her in the flaps and smearing her with garam masala. Does that count? No need to force dear boy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Sounds like a Parky post. Dave I am seeking refuge here to avoid your acid wit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Good lord indeed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Good lord indeed.... Arsetastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 Seriously though, are you lot that easy-going? I mean I know the Gays have the reputation of taking any hole that's available, but even I'd feel a bit uneasy about shagging someone I wanted to smack quite hard in order to make sure they kept their mouth shut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 She's lush man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Seriously though, are you lot that easy-going? I mean I know the Gays have the reputation of taking any hole that's available, but even I'd feel a bit uneasy about shagging someone I wanted to smack quite hard in order to make sure they kept their mouth shut... I'd happily let her force some baby gravy out of me like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Seriously though, are you lot that easy-going? I mean I know the Gays have the reputation of taking any hole that's available, but even I'd feel a bit uneasy about shagging someone I wanted to smack quite hard in order to make sure they kept their mouth shut... It's clear you see her as competition Meenzah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. Hehe, you're becoming quite the "me" fan-boy I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted September 4, 2007 Author Share Posted September 4, 2007 Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. Hehe, you're becoming quite the "me" fan-boy I see. You're my new benchmark for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted September 4, 2007 Author Share Posted September 4, 2007 Seriously though, are you lot that easy-going? I mean I know the Gays have the reputation of taking any hole that's available, but even I'd feel a bit uneasy about shagging someone I wanted to smack quite hard in order to make sure they kept their mouth shut... It's clear you see her as competition Meenzah. Sussed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4447 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22501 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Sorry, I just know the image of her Dad would force its way into my head at a critical moment and that spells disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Sorry, I just know the image of her Dad would force its way into my head at a critical moment and that spells disaster. Surprised it's taken 20 posts to point this out tbh but Benton hits the nail on the head here. It's the air of inevitability about it that just makes it a complete non-starter. Shame mind as the chebs must just be an absolute delight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Who's the dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Who's the dad? You're being serious, aren't you? The clue's very much in her name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Who's the dad? You're being serious, aren't you? The clue's very much in her name Nigel Lawson - Politician. How the fuck am I meant to know that? I don't even know who the current Prime Minister is at the moment and I have no intention of finding out. Have you seen her sisters names? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4447 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I've just accidentally caught the first few minutes of Nigella Lawson's latest "show" on BBC2 after University Challenge. Are cookery shows always this self-indulgent and self-referential? "Here's my recipe for my roast dinner with my sauce and my potatoes that'll be a great dinner for my father and my children and my basting brush... me fucking me fucking me. Oh, and you plebs can use my recipe if you want". Christ almighty, it's like watching "Going To The Chip Shop With Fop in the Dying Days of Thatcherism", only with marginally less me-centricism. And then Nigel Lawson comes on to pretend he's [a] a reasonable, rational human being and thin. No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Sorry, I just know the image of her Dad would force its way into my head at a critical moment and that spells disaster. She did feature in a list in Viz which covered that exact situation and I agreed at the time - the list also included Angelina Jolie which I also agreed with but I've managed to overcome the problem in her case and I reckon probably in Nigella's case as well. Can't remember who else was on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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