snakehips 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 (edited) A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? . . . . . Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?" > > > > > > > > > > "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!" Edited August 30, 2007 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Radgina 1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 old one Snakey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manc-mag 1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 To be fair they could have had different fathas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snakehips 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 old one Snakey... Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 old one Snakey... Leave it out, he isnt that old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 old one Snakey... Leave it out, he isnt that old! and he's not that snakey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 old one Snakey... Leave it out, he isnt that old! and he's not that snakey... ...and his hips aren't even real, they're plastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 old one Snakey... Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat??? nope ...saving myself for tommorrow.....( and I don't get paid till then either !!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 old one Snakey... Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat??? nope ...saving myself for tommorrow.....( and I don't get laid till then either !!) Thats how I just read that first time ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 old one Snakey... Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat??? nope ...saving myself for tommorrow.....( and I don't get laid till then either !!) Thats how I just read that first time ..... hoi...stop editing my posts mr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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