youandwhosearmy 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 love the idea of them in blu bambu, so im willing to believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Managed to get a bit more info off him last night because the bassa rang me again at 3 in the morning They managed to get into the VIP section where Ashley and Mort were hanging around because the bouncer was Jonny off Big Brother () and he knew a lass that Mark knew. -Ashley still had his Smith top on, he was asked if he liked him. As if it wasn't obvious, he does. -Chris Mort loves Nicky Butt. -The big, black lad who's always hanging around with him at the match wearing a Newcastle top is apparently called Ian and is his bodyguard. Offered to get them in the VIP whenever they wanted. -When asked if we were signing Riquelme they just laughed. -He spent £320 on drinks for Mark and his mates. -Went on about how the Newcastle fans are the most passionate he's seen and he knows how much the club means to them. Barring that it basically just sounded like Mark just had his arm round him going "I love you! *hic* You're my best mate!" I think the most interesting thing to come out of this is the fact Ashley and Mort were in Blu Bamboo! Tight bastard, a bottle of Cristal costs about double that, if he had any style he would have been drinking that! Saying that Mark and his mates were probably on Kaliber so they saved him a packet. The Ronny Gill has the black bloke down as his "minder", bit racialist if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Blu Bambu. Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 Managed to get a bit more info off him last night because the bassa rang me again at 3 in the morning They managed to get into the VIP section where Ashley and Mort were hanging around because the bouncer was Jonny off Big Brother () and he knew a lass that Mark knew. -Ashley still had his Smith top on, he was asked if he liked him. As if it wasn't obvious, he does. -Chris Mort loves Nicky Butt. -The big, black lad who's always hanging around with him at the match wearing a Newcastle top is apparently called Ian and is his bodyguard. Offered to get them in the VIP whenever they wanted. -When asked if we were signing Riquelme they just laughed. -He spent £320 on drinks for Mark and his mates. -Went on about how the Newcastle fans are the most passionate he's seen and he knows how much the club means to them. Barring that it basically just sounded like Mark just had his arm round him going "I love you! *hic* You're my best mate!" I think the most interesting thing to come out of this is the fact Ashley and Mort were in Blu Bamboo! Tight bastard, a bottle of Cristal costs about double that, if he had any style he would have been drinking that! Saying that Mark and his mates were probably on Kaliber so they saved him a packet. The Ronny Gill has the black bloke down as his "minder", bit racialist if you ask me. They were drinking Cristal, fucking vile apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 They were drinking Cristal, fucking vile apparently It's nee Blue WKD like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Bet he's went back to being a recluse after spending the night in that boring bastards company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Managed to get a bit more info off him last night because the bassa rang me again at 3 in the morning They managed to get into the VIP section where Ashley and Mort were hanging around because the bouncer was Jonny off Big Brother () and he knew a lass that Mark knew. -Ashley still had his Smith top on, he was asked if he liked him. As if it wasn't obvious, he does. -Chris Mort loves Nicky Butt. -The big, black lad who's always hanging around with him at the match wearing a Newcastle top is apparently called Ian and is his bodyguard. Offered to get them in the VIP whenever they wanted. -When asked if we were signing Riquelme they just laughed. -He spent £320 on drinks for Mark and his mates. -Went on about how the Newcastle fans are the most passionate he's seen and he knows how much the club means to them. Barring that it basically just sounded like Mark just had his arm round him going "I love you! *hic* You're my best mate!" I think the most interesting thing to come out of this is the fact Ashley and Mort were in Blu Bamboo! Tight bastard, a bottle of Cristal costs about double that, if he had any style he would have been drinking that! Saying that Mark and his mates were probably on Kaliber so they saved him a packet. The Ronny Gill has the black bloke down as his "minder", bit racialist if you ask me. They were drinking Cristal, fucking vile apparently I'm more amazed at the fact they had Cristal in Blu Bambu to flog in the 1st place !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 yep, I met the big man last night. Smith top on, with Ian who said he was his bodyguard, I have photographic evidence on my mates phone. I was nearly sick off the crystal, sadly I can't remember much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm more amazed at the fact they had Cristal in Blu Bambu to flog in the 1st place !!! Crystal meth would be more like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 (edited) Proof it's true. He nearly didn't get in in his toon top! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6972083.stm Edited August 31, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Right, that's it, I'm going to start a pub team, get my shirt on and go down the Bigg Market, and play merry hell until they let me in. And then tell them I wouldn't be seen dead in their shit hole of a skank fest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Author Share Posted August 31, 2007 Proof it's true. He nearly didn't get in in his toon top! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6972083.stm I telt yers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Yeah, I still feel abit hungover today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21981 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 A quick decision was then taken to modify our policy to allow only football club owners to wear their team's colours. Fucking hell, I can't believe he went to the Blu Bamboo. What next, the Pig and Whistle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Never douted it although Mark's idea of him only spending 320 quid on drinks was way out! Hopefully this will become a weekly thing where Ashley drags Mort(ified) along to all the shite bars our city has to offer wearing a toon top, reduced Rockports from his Sports Soccer shop and Adidas tracky bottoms tucked into his socks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Never douted it although Mark's idea of him only spending 320 quid on drinks was way out! Hopefully this will become a weekly thing where Ashley drags Mort(ified) along to all the shite bars our city has to offer wearing a toon top, reduced Rockports from his Sports Soccer shop and Adidas tracky bottoms tucked into his socks! Mort looks like a right boring twat. Can't wait for Ashley to drag him into one of the topless bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Movements Chairman Chris Mort sighted at Teesside Airport on Friday morning by a couple of readers - reason unknown. nufc.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Movements Chairman Chris Mort sighted at Teesside Airport on Friday morning by a couple of readers - reason unknown. nufc.com Catching a plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Movements Chairman Chris Mort sighted at Teesside Airport on Friday morning by a couple of readers - reason unknown. nufc.com Catching a plane? More likely to catch some sort of rabid disease from Teeside.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chronic...-name_page.html Ashley the pimp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Is that Peaspud at the back with Glasses on trying to look like Chris Mort? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 The 320 bit was just when he bought the champagne, which he left on the bar and told us to help ourselves. It was vile. Mort was a well nice bloke too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Got the impression Mort was a bit boring tbh but he apparently took the mic of the DJ to announce who they were and that they were buying a round for everyone. Mark must have been in the bogs hoying up after 2 cans of Kaliber when this went on cos there's nee mention of it in his description of the goings on that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I was in the VIP bit, not the main club, so I wouldn't have heard. BTW, whats Kaliber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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