Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Apparently he's just bumped into Chris Mort and Mike Ashley in Blu Bamboo of all places All I could get out of him is that Beye and Faye are signing tomorrow and Ashley is 'sound as fuck' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Whos Mark like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 29, 2007 Author Share Posted August 29, 2007 (edited) Whos Mark like? Mark who posts on here, and on N-O as Andy Hunter Also apparently asked Mort about signing a midfielder and he said "It's up to Sam" Edited August 29, 2007 by Skol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 It seems Ashley has decided that his life as a recluse was all a bit dull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Whos Mark like? Mark who posts on here, and on N-O as Andy Hunter Also apparently asked Mort about signing a midfielder and he said "It's up to Sam" Mint! Well if we've got two tomorrow and marks not just pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 It seems Ashley has decided that his life as a recluse was all a bit dull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 This is mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2715 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Teletext said that the Beye deal is almost done, he's already had his medical now it's just up to the two clubs to iron out the finer points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 As amusing as this is, I hope he doesn't get carried away. Do we really want any more comedy chairmen getting plastered all over the tabloids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Good news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Our new owner is a charva. Did he still have his toon top on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I imagine him and Mort were like A Night at the Roxbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I imagine him and Mort were like A Night at the Roxbury. Thanks to the information passed my way around 6 months ago, I know what you're on about! I wonder what the pair of them drink and whether Ashley demands the correct change every time he gets a round?? Billionaires aren't that for nothing! Ashley prob drinks Dog, whilst Mort likes a 'nice glass of Chardonnay' (sp). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Dunno if blu bamboo lets you in with a shirt in then again, they prob asked Mort to take off his suit jacket and untuck his shirt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 As amusing as this is, I hope he doesn't get carried away. Do we really want any more comedy chairmen getting plastered all over the tabloids. Plastered in what sense ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Christ Blu Bamboo on a Wednesday night! Ashley mustn't have had his hole for a while if he's going places like this! Reckon Mort was there under duress like. Nee doubt he finished off the night with a trip to FYEO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm really starting to build up a Smithers & Mr Burns scenario here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Blu Bamboo on a Wednesday night, I hope they didnt pull, half the lasses in there arent old enough to buy fags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm really starting to build up a Smithers & Mr Burns scenario here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 Managed to get a bit more info off him last night because the bassa rang me again at 3 in the morning They managed to get into the VIP section where Ashley and Mort were hanging around because the bouncer was Jonny off Big Brother () and he knew a lass that Mark knew. -Ashley still had his Smith top on, he was asked if he liked him. As if it wasn't obvious, he does. -Chris Mort loves Nicky Butt. -The big, black lad who's always hanging around with him at the match wearing a Newcastle top is apparently called Ian and is his bodyguard. Offered to get them in the VIP whenever they wanted. -When asked if we were signing Riquelme they just laughed. -He spent £320 on drinks for Mark and his mates. -Went on about how the Newcastle fans are the most passionate he's seen and he knows how much the club means to them. Barring that it basically just sounded like Mark just had his arm round him going "I love you! *hic* You're my best mate!" I think the most interesting thing to come out of this is the fact Ashley and Mort were in Blu Bamboo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I think its all a load of bollocks personally, especially given the source Apparently that big black guy isnt a body guard at all, he is Sports Direct Sales Director so that blows that one out of the water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm just the messenger but I doubt he'd chat shite about this. Even though he was pissed as a fart his story didn't seem too far fetched. He did mention something about getting his photo taken with Mort, so he may post that bassa up somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I wouldn't believe Mark if he told me my house was on fire whilst lighting the match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 I wouldn't believe Mark if he told me my house was on fire whilst lighting the match! Like I said, I've got no reason not to believe him as he did sound as excited as i'd expect someone to be who has just met the Billionaire owner of the football club he supports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I await the photographic evidence with interest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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