Jimbo 175 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Just be thankful it wasn't me drunkenly releasing bodily fluids.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 How did you know it was Neil anyway Chez, it's unclear? Did you catch the little scruff yellow handed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 How did you know it was Neil anyway Chez, it's unclear? Did you catch the little scruff yellow handed? This is actually the best bit. Bluf and Janitor of NO got lost on the way out and ended up outside an office where a boss was working. He kicked them out and because they were so drunk and clueless, it raised his suspicions so he went to check the CCTV. Cue Papa Laz doing Singing in the Rain with his cock out soiling Network Rail literature in the downstaris corridor. Andrew had to go up to the office, watch the footage and take a bollocking off the bloke. He then calls me and describes the culprit as 'the slightly greying older one in the metaller t-shirt'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 How did you know it was Neil anyway Chez, it's unclear? Did you catch the little scruff yellow handed? This is actually the best bit. Bluf and Janitor of NO got lost on the way out and ended up outside an office where a boss was working. He kicked them out and because they were so drunk and clueless, it raised his suspicions so he went to check the CCTV. Cue Papa Laz doing Singing in the Rain with his cock out soiling Network Rail literature in the downstaris corridor. Andrew had to go up to the office, watch the footage and take a bollocking off the bloke. He then calls me and describes the culprit as 'the slightly greying older one in the metaller t-shirt'. Howay man, that could have been anyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 To anyone who hasn't met Neil, that was weapons grade sarcasm btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 How did you know it was Neil anyway Chez, it's unclear? Did you catch the little scruff yellow handed? This is actually the best bit. Bluf and Janitor of NO got lost on the way out and ended up outside an office where a boss was working. He kicked them out and because they were so drunk and clueless, it raised his suspicions so he went to check the CCTV. Cue Papa Laz doing Singing in the Rain with his cock out soiling Network Rail literature in the downstaris corridor. Andrew had to go up to the office, watch the footage and take a bollocking off the bloke. He then calls me and describes the culprit as 'the slightly greying older one in the metaller t-shirt'. Howay man, that could have been anyone! He missed out being a shortarse, might as well put it all in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I once pissed in my cupboard all over my beloved what hifi magazines. Gutted wasnt the word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 My mates often tell stories about how they were so wasted they pissed the bed and every laughs and pats them on the back. At 25 they should be fucking ashamed tbh Get some better friends tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I managed to find the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Should I move this to Gold or The Piss Ups? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Gold for me... about time we had something in there a bit more recent than the bizarre thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Total gold tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 what a bunch of anti social pissheads & well, a lad I knew once went for a weekend with his girl friend, and he woke up in the middle of the night to find he'd pissed the bed He rolled her over into his wet side, got into hers, and when she woke up in the morning thought that she had pissed the bed. Mortiified she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Re-reading this, I was just thinking it deserved a gold nomination. There was another thread I was looking back through last week that was worthy as well, but I can't remember what it was now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I declare this thread. Gerld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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