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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:lol: that's bad luck :lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

:nufc:

 

she did have massive norks though, didn't make up for the calamity downstairs.

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:lol: that's bad luck :nufc:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

:icon_lol:

 

she did have massive norks though, didn't make up for the calamity downstairs.

:lol:

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

It spat at him and called him names

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw.

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw.

 

Dear me, you lot are delightful :icon_lol:

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw.

 

Dear me, you lot are delightful :icon_lol:

:icon_lol: it's just "dirty men talk" Cath...close your eyes !!

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw.

 

Dear me, you lot are delightful :icon_lol:

:icon_lol: it's just "dirty men talk" Cath...close your eyes !!

 

Boys need to realise that they weren't blessed with the prettiest or most hygenic of appendages either!

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw.

 

Dear me, you lot are delightful :icon_lol:

:icon_lol: it's just "dirty men talk" Cath...close your eyes !!

 

Boys need to realise that they weren't blessed with the prettiest or most hygenic of appendages either!

quoted for truth my dear :icon_lol:

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

It looked what I'd imagine a gremlin's fanny would look like. And it was like a bucket, wouldn't suprise me if she'd had kids tbh (she was only 20btw). And it smelt like off coleslaw.

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Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? :icon_lol:

 

yup :icon_lol:

 

Now the twist, she has a fella :icon_lol::razz:

mmm...difficult one this...I would then assume it was just a "mate thing" then :icon_lol:

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

It looked what I'd imagine a gremlin's fanny would look like. And it was like a bucket, wouldn't suprise me if she'd had kids tbh (she was only 20btw). And it smelt like off coleslaw.

 

:icon_lol:

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Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? :icon_lol:

 

yup :icon_lol:

 

Now the twist, she has a fella :icon_lol::razz:

mmm...difficult one this...I would then assume it was just a "mate thing" then :icon_lol:

 

 

Same here its just a strange situation. Not sure how I feel if my lass (if i had one) was going for a night out with another fella.

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Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? :icon_lol:

 

yup :icon_lol:

 

Now the twist, she has a fella :icon_lol::icon_lol:

mmm...difficult one this...I would then assume it was just a "mate thing" then :icon_lol:

 

 

Same here its just a strange situation. Not sure how I feel if my lass (if i had one) was going for a night out with another fella.

there has been a few debates on here iirc about lasses having "man friends" ...don't think there's any harm in it myself :razz: and you are work colleagues going to a work do ??

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Say there was a work party coming up but you didn't think anyone knew was going so just you and a lass arranged to go together, would that be classed as a date? :icon_lol:

 

yup :icon_lol:

 

Now the twist, she has a fella :icon_lol::icon_lol:

mmm...difficult one this...I would then assume it was just a "mate thing" then :icon_lol:

 

 

Same here its just a strange situation. Not sure how I feel if my lass (if i had one) was going for a night out with another fella.

there has been a few debates on here iirc about lasses having "man friends" ...don't think there's any harm in it myself :razz: and you are work colleagues going to a work do ??

 

 

Im sure thats the excuse she will use :icon_lol:

 

Nah I wouldn't do anything.

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:razz: that's bad luck :icon_lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

 

What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please

 

It looked what I'd imagine a gremlin's fanny would look like. And it was like a bucket, wouldn't suprise me if she'd had kids tbh (she was only 20btw). And it smelt like off coleslaw.

 

:icon_lol:

 

Still gave it a go though, needless to say I didn't go back. Dirty scouse minge.

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