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The Internet is so ubiquitous these days that to infer it's solely the domain of geeks, nerds and social pariahs is frankly laughable.

 

You managed to disprove your statement with the opening line. Do you honestly talk like that or is it just for our beneift?

I honestly use the english language as best as I can instead of falling back on trite cliches

 

There's another type of cliche? :blush:

 

The one with an acute accent on the 'e'? :razz:

 

 

 

Waaaay for us to prove J69's point :mellow:

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The Internet is so ubiquitous these days that to infer it's solely the domain of geeks, nerds and social pariahs is frankly laughable.

 

You managed to disprove your statement with the opening line. Do you honestly talk like that or is it just for our beneift?

I honestly use the english language as best as I can instead of falling back on trite cliches

 

There's another type of cliche? :mellow:

 

I can just see fish at home now slapping his forehead and cursing to himself whilst reading up in the dictionary again :razz:

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The Internet is so ubiquitous these days that to infer it's solely the domain of geeks, nerds and social pariahs is frankly laughable.

 

You managed to disprove your statement with the opening line. Do you honestly talk like that or is it just for our beneift?

I honestly use the english language as best as I can instead of falling back on trite cliches

 

There's another type of cliche? :mellow:

 

I can just see fish at home now slapping his forehead and cursing to himself whilst reading up in the dictionary again :razz:

it was a deliberate reiteration for effect, I'd have hoped Patrokles would have realised that before he needlessly posted his predictable retort. It seems that he exists to endlessly find fault with my posts :blush:

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Welcome to Toontastic tbh :mellow:

 

Yeah, I know. My tolerance for arrogance and top trumps is just low today.

 

I know what you mean.

 

It just gets pathetic after a while :razz:

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Welcome to Toontastic tbh :razz:

 

Yeah, I know. My tolerance for arrogance and top trumps is just low today.

 

It's not as low as mine. :blush:

 

Ahhh feck off! :mellow:

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Its the first time you said it so how can it be a deliberate reiteration?

... because one word followed the other? trite and cliche... It was tautology for effect.. Ffs

 

p.s. Cath, you know you love pissing contests as good as the next man :mellow:

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p.s. Cath, you know you love pissing contests as good as the next man :mellow:

 

That sentence is a grammatical disaster :razz:

so's your face :blush:

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p.s. Cath, you know you love pissing contests as good as the next man :mellow:

 

That sentence is a grammatical disaster :razz:

so's your face :)

 

No, my face is purdy :blush:

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p.s. Cath, you know you love pissing contests as good as the next man :mellow:

 

That sentence is a grammatical disaster :razz:

so's your face :)

 

No, my face is purdy :blush:

yeah, Joe Purdy!

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p.s. Cath, you know you love pissing contests as good as the next man :mellow:

 

That sentence is a grammatical disaster :razz:

so's your face :P

 

No, my face is purdy :)

yeah, Joe Purdy!

 

I'm surprised you can remember what my face looks like actually. You're normally staring at my boobs :blush:

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p.s. Cath, you know you love pissing contests as good as the next man :mellow:

 

That sentence is a grammatical disaster :razz:

so's your face :o

 

No, my face is purdy :P

yeah, Joe Purdy!

 

I'm surprised you can remember what my face looks like actually. You're normally staring at my boobs :)

:blush: That's what I heard !!

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p.s. Cath, you know you love pissing contests as good as the next man :mellow:

 

That sentence is a grammatical disaster :razz:

so's your face :D

 

No, my face is purdy :o

yeah, Joe Purdy!

 

I'm surprised you can remember what my face looks like actually. You're normally staring at my boobs :blush:

 

not staring. :P

 

 

critiquing :)

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Has Catmag got big, nice tits? If so whens the next piss up?

 

Alex stitched private plate boy up big time in this thread - fact

 

Walliver, get her laughing, take the piss out of her and yourself, she'll relax, start drinking and you'll be at least knuckle deep on the second date. Don't even try and kiss her on the first unless you can tell she's fizzing at the slit and ready for a bit swappy spit.

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I got a scouse lass pissed on a first date and she still didn't give out.

:lol: that's bad luck :lol:

 

not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

:nufc:

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