Sheesh

[JawD 99]

flying back from Ireland today I was sitting reading the newspaper, actually in full for once including all the wee bits I oft miss. Came across some belters such as:

 

A kids entertainer who had previously been banned from using blow bubbles (incase a child slipped) has now been banned from using balloons incase a child is alergic to latex. WTF next, ban children from leaving an oxygen tent incase they are alergic to dust/cats/dogs/zinc/milk/etc/etc/meh

 

Some council has banned workers eating at their desk incase it offends those partaking in Ramadan (sp?).

 

 

Though, finally some good satire was a cartoon of the poor Hells Angel bloke shot on the M40, underneath the quote "I bet if the murderer was speeding they would have got his photo, reg and everything".

[Tom 14021]

flying back from Ireland today I was sitting reading the newspaper, actually in full for once including all the wee bits I oft miss. Came across some belters such as:

 

A kids entertainer who had previously been banned from using blow bubbles (incase a child slipped) has now been banned from using balloons incase a child is alergic to latex. WTF next, ban children from leaving an oxygen tent incase they are alergic to dust/cats/dogs/zinc/milk/etc/etc/meh

 

Some council has banned workers eating at their desk incase it offends those partaking in Ramadan (sp?).

 

 

Though, finally some good satire was a cartoon of the poor Hells Angel bloke shot on the M40, underneath the quote "I bet if the murderer was speeding they would have got his photo, reg and everything".

 

Fuck that!

[Bizza 105]

flying back from Ireland today I was sitting reading the newspaper, actually in full for once including all the wee bits I oft miss. Came across some belters such as:

 

A kids entertainer who had previously been banned from using blow bubbles (incase a child slipped) has now been banned from using balloons incase a child is alergic to latex. WTF next, ban children from leaving an oxygen tent incase they are alergic to dust/cats/dogs/zinc/milk/etc/etc/meh

 

Some council has banned workers eating at their desk incase it offends those partaking in Ramadan (sp?).

 

 

Though, finally some good satire was a cartoon of the poor Hells Angel bloke shot on the M40, underneath the quote "I bet if the murderer was speeding they would have got his photo, reg and everything".

 

Fuck that!

 

Aye, bollocks to that.

 

Anyway, I'm off to nosh some pork chops in front of a group of muslims...

[Tom 14021]

flying back from Ireland today I was sitting reading the newspaper, actually in full for once including all the wee bits I oft miss. Came across some belters such as:

 

A kids entertainer who had previously been banned from using blow bubbles (incase a child slipped) has now been banned from using balloons incase a child is alergic to latex. WTF next, ban children from leaving an oxygen tent incase they are alergic to dust/cats/dogs/zinc/milk/etc/etc/meh

 

Some council has banned workers eating at their desk incase it offends those partaking in Ramadan (sp?).

 

 

Though, finally some good satire was a cartoon of the poor Hells Angel bloke shot on the M40, underneath the quote "I bet if the murderer was speeding they would have got his photo, reg and everything".

 

Fuck that!

 

Aye, bollocks to that.

 

Anyway, I'm off to nosh some pork chops in front of a group of muslims...

 

[Meenzer 15871]

flying back from Ireland today I was sitting reading the Daily Mail, actually in full for once including all the wee bits I oft miss.

FYP?