Jimbo 175 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Kieron Dyer failed a West Ham medical in the countdown to his aborted £6million transfer. While the clubs have been squabbling in the past week over Newcastle's tactics in trying to hike the price by £2million, the Sunday Mirror can reveal the incredible medical background to the deal. The 28-year-old midfielder's career has been littered with injuries. Dyer underwent a stringent medical after agreeing a four-year contract with the Hammers. The Sunday Mirror is aware of the specific problem that was spotted but has chosen not to make this public. Dyer's case was referred by West Ham to a consultant who analysed the player's medical history. The consultant advised West Ham that in his opinion the Dyer deal could be completed and the England star would be able to fulfil a four-year contract. Hammers manager Alan Curbishley hopes a deal can still be agreed but there have been no further talks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 hes got a second cock under his left armpit, me brothers mates cousin works in the chippy down Chilli Road and this bloke came in for large sausage and chips with scrapings while the fresh chips were frying he was telling me brothers mates cousin about how his aunty works in a pub next to the hospital and last week this surgeon was in, pissed as a fart he was and he was going on about how in the canteen he;d heard three nurses talking about how a doctor had told them about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmymag 0 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 It's obvious he's got an STD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7328 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Im sure i put that but i think its been deleted lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Im sure i put that but i think its been deleted lol From my understanding, you put something far more specific and just a tad slanderous tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Im sure i put that but i think its been deleted lol From my understanding, you put something far more specific and just a tad slanderous tbh Would suggesting hepatitis be too specific and slanderous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Im sure i put that but i think its been deleted lol From my understanding, you put something far more specific and just a tad slanderous tbh Would suggesting hepatitis be too specific and slanderous? Not unless you specified which strain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I won't then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I heard a rumour he had Hepatitus B no idea if theres any truth in it probably just some 3rd rate ITK bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I heard a rumour he had Hepatitus B no idea if theres any truth in it probably just some 3rd rate ITK bollocks. The name of my Fantasy football team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Nah, Dyer doesn't have any STD's apart from possibly Clamidya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7328 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Im sure i put that but i think its been deleted lol From my understanding, you put something far more specific and just a tad slanderous tbh It wasnt that specific tbf cos i put down 2 STDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Nah, Dyer doesn't have any STD's apart from possibly Clamidya That's just what he told you, along with "of course I've had the snip". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Do you reckon I should tell a couple of lasses I know who've fucked him in the last 12 months know about all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Just had a text from one of my mates claiming taht the reason Dyer wants away is because he has got a lass from a well known newcastle crime family up the stick. Now i heard this a couple of years back but the family named in todays text is a different family, could be a case of the same yarn being spun again. Would make sense though, coward Dyer running away from his responsibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Just had a text from one of my mates claiming taht the reason Dyer wants away is because he has got a lass from a well known newcastle crime family up the stick. Now i heard this a couple of years back but the family named in todays text is a different family, could be a case of the same yarn being spun again. Would make sense though, coward Dyer running away from his responsibilities. Sayers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Just had a text from one of my mates claiming taht the reason Dyer wants away is because he has got a lass from a well known newcastle crime family up the stick. Now i heard this a couple of years back but the family named in todays text is a different family, could be a case of the same yarn being spun again. Would make sense though, coward Dyer running away from his responsibilities. Sayers? No, that was the first rumour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 He got me up the duff like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Took, don't you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 It was a long night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 It was a long night. By long do you mean the size of Kieron Dyer's pork sword? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47227 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 The paper in this instance is a disgrace. Announcing that there is a medical condition and then going "ooo but we can't say what it is" is worse than just printing it because it gets the rumour mill churning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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