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Flintoff pissed out of his heed at the Trafalgar Square celebrations. :icon_lol:

 

On the radio this morning they were saying he was still knocking them back at 6 this morning.

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I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night!

 

hubba hubba tbh.

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Flintoff pissed out of his heed at the Trafalgar Square celebrations. :angry:

 

On the radio this morning they were saying he was still knocking them back at 6 this morning.

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I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night!

 

hubba hubba tbh.

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Mrs Strauss looked canny tasty too.

 

Laughed at Freddie stumbling onto the bus and Pieterson at Blairs garden party with his shirt hanging out being told to tuck himself in by Vaughan :icon_lol:

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Flintoff pissed out of his heed at the Trafalgar Square celebrations. :angry:

 

On the radio this morning they were saying he was still knocking them back at 6 this morning.

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I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night!

 

hubba hubba tbh.

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So hang on - let me get this right. You were excited at the thought of Mr and Mrs Flintoff being at it? :icon_lol: Mebbes you need to get into the dogging scene. Are there any 'hotspots' in Manchester? :angry:

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Flintoff pissed out of his heed at the Trafalgar Square celebrations. :blush:

 

On the radio this morning they were saying he was still knocking them back at 6 this morning.

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I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night!

 

hubba hubba tbh.

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So hang on - let me get this right. You were excited at the thought of Mr and Mrs Flintoff being at it? :icon_lol: Mebbes you need to get into the dogging scene. Are there any 'hotspots' in Manchester? :icon_lol:

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Exactly what I was wondering!!!!! :angry::angry:

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Exactly what I was wondering!!!!! :angry:  :angry:

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Maybe it's Freddie that Sammy secretly lusts after :icon_lol:

 

In which case, Gemmill should be very afraid :icon_lol:

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How funny was the interview with Flintoff on ITV News where he was absolutely steaming drunk? I think it was only bettered by the hilarious pictures from Australia on Sky Sports where the locals appeared to be close to tears after being asked what they thought about the Ashes loss. :icon_lol:

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Andrew Flintoff staggering out of the hotel, blind drunk and unable to focus added to the occasion. Special shout out to Aussie PM Mr Howard, who when speaking about the Ashes seemed to be pulling a face that looked like he was crying.

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Flintoff pissed out of his heed at the Trafalgar Square celebrations. :crylaughin:

 

On the radio this morning they were saying he was still knocking them back at 6 this morning.

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I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night!

 

hubba hubba tbh.

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So hang on - let me get this right. You were excited at the thought of Mr and Mrs Flintoff being at it? :angry: Mebbes you need to get into the dogging scene. Are there any 'hotspots' in Manchester? :blush:

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Exactly what I was wondering!!!!! :angry::icon_lol:

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Bastids! :icon_lol:

 

Not in the voyeuristic sense you goons. She just needs a damn good seeing to.

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How funny was the interview with Flintoff on ITV News where he was absolutely steaming drunk? I think it was only bettered by the hilarious pictures from Australia on Sky Sports where the locals appeared to be close to tears after being asked what they thought about the Ashes loss. :icon_lol:

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Absolutely hilarious that :angry: It's a good job there was plenty of TV coverage of Trafalgar Square etc cos I'm absolutely convinced Freddie wouldnt remember a sight or sound of the afternoon's revelry, which would have been a shame seeing as so much of it was down to his performances.

 

The best bit was where they were in the back of No.10 meeting Blair. He was still absolutely fucking trolleyed at that point sat on one of the garden benches. Legend! :angry:

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CLUTCHING a vodka, Andrew "Freddie" Flintoff was still standing at 7.30am yesterday after leading his triumphant team on a £31,000 all-night bender.

 

Only one thing was missing as the boys drank a nightclub out of beer and downed 30 magnums of £320 vintage Dom Perignon champagne, 15 bottles of vodka and five bottles of whisky. That was the little matter of food.

 

At an 8.30am champagne reception the 27-year-old Lancastrian was asked by former England star Mike Gatting: "Have you eaten anything yet?"

 

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Still high on his team's historic 2-1 Ashes win over Australia as well as an ocean of booze, the bleary-eyed hero replied with a grin: "A cigar!"

 

 

Then he gamely tottered on to the England victory bus giggling "I'm bladdered, I'm bladdered."

 

 

There, accompanied by wife Rachael and baby daughter Holly, he swigged yet more bubbly as the team were driven on a victorious London parade.

 

 

Earlier, jubilant Freddie joked: "I'm ugly and overweight, but I'm happy. I'd never make a decent celebrity.

 

 

"What's most exciting about winning the Ashes is it means I'll be awarded the freedom of Preston, my home town.

 

 

"That means I can drive a flock of sheep through the town centre, drink free in 64 pubs and get a lift home from police when I become inebriated. What more could you want?"

 

 

Bowler Matthew Hoggard admitted: "I remember having a few beers last night, then it all went a bit hazy. I passed out on the bedroom floor and the wife covered me with a dressing gown. I was in the room 10 minutes before I could speak!"

 

 

And opener Marcus Trescothick, asked by a fan what it was like to win the Ashes, replied: "I don't know - I can't remember!"

 

 

The party started minutes after the squad returned to the dressing room following their lap of honour at the Oval.

 

 

In traditional style they shared a couple of beers with their Aussie opponents, staying at the ground until late.

 

 

Then they returned to their Grange City Hotel, near Tower Bridge, still in their whites.

 

 

A shower and it was off to Soho nightclub Kabaret Prophecy for the first booze session.

 

 

By the time it ended at 4am the good-natured team had spent £25,000 - and won praise for their "gracious" behaviour.

 

 

A source said: "The boys aren't used to hanging out in posh London clubs. But when they learned that Kate Moss had hosted a party for her mum at the club they requested it as the venue for their bash."

 

 

Despite their victory the team were not certain of being recognised. So they brought along a member of security to ensure they were allowed access to their own party.

 

 

Freddie kicked off a massive sing-song by bellowing out a string of Elton John numbers.

 

 

Ashley Giles invited fans to join him on the dance floor for a spot of drunken dancing before having to be supported by team mate Matthew Hoggard.

 

 

Kevin Pietersen snuggled up with new girlfriend Natalie Pinkham. Then he escorted her to a taxi and partied on.

 

 

At one point he spotted former Busted band-member James Bourne, who was in the club with his new band Son Of Dork.

 

 

A guest said: "Kevin rushed over, said 'I'm a massive fan' and insisted James and his pals sit with him and the team. James was overawed this sporting hero even knew who he was."

 

 

Captain Michael Vaughan led a sing-song inviting bar staff to join in "Barmy Army" classics. Ian Bell clinched with a grateful fan.

 

 

But the guest said: someone, I don't know who, was footing the bill. Freddie was my pick of the bunch. He was mixing his drinks and smoking cigarettes. But he didn't care.

 

 

"Some players didn't finish until 7am. It was understandable considering what they'd won."

 

 

Radio 5 sports reporter Arlo White was among the first at the hotel at 5.45am yesterday.

 

 

Microphone in hand, he was hoping for an early morning chat with the star. Instead, he was greeted by the sight of Freddie aimiably wandering around with a gin and tonic.

 

 

This did not suggest he was in the best condition to answer questions. Nearly two hours later he was still at it, this time on vodka and cranberry.

 

 

Finally, the star had a beer at breakfast before his manager Neil Fairbrother made him take a bath and get changed.

 

 

After the victory parade Michael Vaughan, Ashley Giles and Kevin Pietersen continued their marathon hotel drinking session with 10 friends.

 

 

But an onlooker said: "Freddie was out of it. He had pen marks all over his face where he'd obviously been drawn on by the lads after falling asleep."

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I see some of the press are having a go at them for not behaving like proper role models.  FFS!  Quality drunken scenes yesterday though. :icon_lol:

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The press are always wankers and they always will be. They've just won the ashes after 16 years of humiliation, i think they were likely to have a drink or two!!!

 

As if any of the journo's would remain stone cold ssober and quiet if they'd won a top journalism prize. They just can't resist knocking people, its their reason for living.

 

The players have been fantastic and deserved to get as pissed as they want, and even completely bladdered they are still more eloquent and better company than your average footballer!!!

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I am appalled at their behaviour and insist they give the Ashes back at once. The Aussies would never do anything like that.  :icon_lol:

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I suppose they should have taken slimming tablets instead?????????????

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I see some of the press are having a go at them for not behaving like proper role models.  FFS!  Quality drunken scenes yesterday though. :icon_lol:

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The press are always wankers and they always will be. They've just won the ashes after 16 years of humiliation, i think they were likely to have a drink or two!!!

 

As if any of the journo's would remain stone cold ssober and quiet if they'd won a top journalism prize. They just can't resist knocking people, its their reason for living.

 

The players have been fantastic and deserved to get as pissed as they want, and even completely bladdered they are still more eloquent and better company than your average footballer!!!

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ah yes - journalists.................. famous for signing the pledge............

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I am appalled at their behaviour and insist they give the Ashes back at once. The Aussies would never do anything like that.  :icon_lol:

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On Monday on TMS they were talking to one of the Aussie commentators

 

Q "is it true you still hold the record for the number of beers drunk between Sydney & London"

 

A"Maybe"

 

Q "can you remember how many it was?"

 

A "yes - but I'm not telling you..........."

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I am appalled at their behaviour and insist they give the Ashes back at once. The Aussies would never do anything like that.  :angry:

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On Monday on TMS they were talking to one of the Aussie commentators

 

Q "is it true you still hold the record for the number of beers drunk between Sydney & London"

 

A"Maybe"

 

Q "can you remember how many it was?"

 

A "yes - but I'm not telling you..........."

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I believe the aforementioned Mr Boon holds that record, with 52 (!) beers. Mind you, they were only 'tinnies'. :icon_lol:

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Sports minister Richard Caborn says British footballers should conduct themselves like England's cricket team.

 

"Football has something to learn from cricket: respect for officials, for each other as professionals and for the opponents," said Caborn.

 

But top football official Gordon Taylor hit back at Caborn, saying cricketers are not always perfect role models.

 

"There has been a long history of sledging between England and Australia," insisted Taylor.

 

The chief executive of the Professional Footballers' Association added: "Sometimes football can be the whipping boy because it is so prominent.

 

"There's a lot of emotion in football, the game is fast and physical and takes place over 90 minutes.

 

"A Test match takes place over five days. Even in this Ashes series the Australian captain was fined for swearing about England's tactics of using substitute fielders."

 

Caborn highlighted the difference in attitudes towards officials as the main difference between the two sports.

 

"In cricket, there is never a direct challenge to the umpire's decision even though it can be more subjective than you get in football," he said.

 

"The discipline of the cricket players has been remarkable. It has been a tough series, with no quarter given or taken in sporting terms.

 

"But the respect shown between the rival teams, and the respect for their team-mates, has been exceptional."

 

 

:) Is that the best you can come up with Mr Taylor? You really are even more of a pathetic, feeble, wet-fart than even I imagined.

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