bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old times sake. He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age. After a couple of minutes he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three Knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?" She says, . . . . .. . . . .. "you're knot hard, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . you're knot in . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . and you're knot getting your money back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest James_coDurham Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Knot funny tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Knot funny tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Knot funny tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Knot funny tbh Pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Shinton is knot amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I'm surprised Berb hasn't told James to get knotted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Knot funny tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 I'm surprised Berb hasn't told James to get knotted. Just stringing him along, give him enough rope. I would have replied earlier but I've been tied up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I'm surprised Berb hasn't told James to get knotted. Just stringing him along, give him enough rope. I would have replied earlier but I've been tied up. Thread killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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