Smeeagain, I'm having fun celebrating a year in the spotlight

[bobbyshinton 59]

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool

Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the

pool and stayed there.

 

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the

bottom and pulled Jim out.

 

When the director of nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act,

she considered her to be mentally stable.

 

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good

news and bad news."

 

"The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to

rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life

of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a

sound mind."

 

"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself

in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved

him. I am sorry, but he's dead."

 

 

Edna replied,

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"He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" worst yit

[Guest alex]

I remember this one. For all the wrong reasons