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Hi my Names Dave, if you ever want to chat about your WEIRD, FREAK ASS FANTASIES

 

... just gimme a call mmmmmmkay?

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Hi Dave, my name's William.

 

I have this ovewhelming desire to nail Fern Britton (sp) over a desk in the middle of an ice rink whilst wearing orange wellingtons. Oh, and Ravel's 'Bolero' MUST be playing over the loud speaker system.

 

Is this weird or freak ass?? :blink:

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Patricia Hodge - in her day.

 

She is skinny and not exactly good looking but, she didn't half ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sex appeal. :blink:

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Hi my Names Dave, if you ever want to chat about your WEIRD, FREAK ASS FANTASIES

 

... just gimme a call mmmmmmkay?

29429[/snapback]

 

Hi Dave, my name's William.

 

I have this ovewhelming desire to nail Fern Britton (sp) over a desk in the middle of an ice rink whilst wearing orange wellingtons. Oh, and Ravel's 'Bolero' MUST be playing over the loud speaker system.

 

Is this weird or freak ass?? :blink:

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The Fern Britton part is a little weird ;)

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Hi my Names Dave, if you ever want to chat about your WEIRD, FREAK ASS FANTASIES

 

... just gimme a call mmmmmmkay?

29429[/snapback]

 

Hi Dave, my name's William.

 

I have this ovewhelming desire to nail Fern Britton (sp) over a desk in the middle of an ice rink whilst wearing orange wellingtons. Oh, and Ravel's 'Bolero' MUST be playing over the loud speaker system.

 

Is this weird or freak ass?? :blink:

29445[/snapback]

The Fern Britton part is a little weird ;)

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I dunno, after watching a few episodes of DIY SOS I've wanted to nail Fern Britton to a desk alongside that Nick Knowles character.

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Hi my Names Dave, if you ever want to chat about your WEIRD, FREAK ASS FANTASIES

 

... just gimme a call mmmmmmkay?

29429[/snapback]

 

Hi Dave, my name's William.

 

I have this ovewhelming desire to nail Fern Britton (sp) over a desk in the middle of an ice rink whilst wearing orange wellingtons. Oh, and Ravel's 'Bolero' MUST be playing over the loud speaker system.

 

Is this weird or freak ass?? :blink:

29445[/snapback]

The Fern Britton part is a little weird ;)

29459[/snapback]

 

I dunno, after watching a few episodes of DIY SOS I've wanted to nail Fern Britton to a desk alongside that Nick Knowles character.

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Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

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Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

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Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! :blink: Now that is wierd ;):razz:

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He's got 'craggy good looks'. I think that means he's about 60 and looks rough as fuck before he's had 4 hours in make-up.

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Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

29470[/snapback]

 

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! :blink: Now that is wierd ;):razz:

29472[/snapback]

He's got 'craggy good looks'. I think that means he's about 60 and looks rough as fuck before he's had 4 hours in make-up.

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His face looks like it survived years of armed seige during the disolution of the monasteries.

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Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

29470[/snapback]

 

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! :blink: Now that is wierd ;):razz:

29472[/snapback]

 

 

Oh dear :(

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Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

29470[/snapback]

 

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! :blink: Now that is wierd ;):razz:

29472[/snapback]

 

 

Oh dear :(

29544[/snapback]

 

Says David Dickinson's no. 1 groupie!

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Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

29470[/snapback]

 

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! :blink: Now that is wierd ;):razz:

29472[/snapback]

 

 

Oh dear :(

29544[/snapback]

 

Says David Dickinson's no. 1 groupie!

29548[/snapback]

 

oh dear :blush:

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Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

29470[/snapback]

 

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! :blink: Now that is wierd ;):razz:

29472[/snapback]

 

 

Oh dear :(

29544[/snapback]

 

Says David Dickinson's no. 1 groupie!

29548[/snapback]

 

oh dear :blush:

29572[/snapback]

 

Cheap as chips!

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Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

29470[/snapback]

 

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! :blink: Now that is wierd ;):razz:

29472[/snapback]

 

 

Oh dear :(

29544[/snapback]

 

Says David Dickinson's no. 1 groupie!

29548[/snapback]

 

oh dear :blush:

29572[/snapback]

 

Cheap as chips!

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Now thats a Bobby Dazzler

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Hi my Names Dave, if you ever want to chat about your WEIRD, FREAK ASS FANTASIES

 

... just gimme a call mmmmmmkay?

29429[/snapback]

 

Hi Dave, my name's William.

 

I have this ovewhelming desire to nail Fern Britton (sp) over a desk in the middle of an ice rink whilst wearing orange wellingtons. Oh, and Ravel's 'Bolero' MUST be playing over the loud speaker system.

 

Is this weird or freak ass?? :blink:

29445[/snapback]

 

:razz:

 

it's always ALWAYS red Wellingtons ;)

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