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Anyone want to contribute to Alreet! ?

 

The sites just getting started and I need ideas/ thoughts or stories. If you want to write your own story then it needs to be in the style of Hello or OK magazine, sort of simpering "we love celebrities" type of thing.

 

Any ideas give me a shout.

 

Cheers

 

 

www.peasepud.com

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what's this like, a Geordie version of Hello?

 

Real stories or pisstakes? I'm guessing the latter?

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I hope you hadnt looked at the site before posting that otherwise Im seriously slacking in the quality of the pisstakes. :blink:

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How?

 

All I'm seeing is a guestbook. Do I sign it or something?

 

I'll write for you. Not now because I'm off to see the missus, but later.

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Well that'll teach me to hurriedly install some fookin Guestbook software before rushing out the door :blink:

 

Bastid fooookin twattin thing didnt fookin bastid shittin go to the right effin arsehole twattin place....

 

sorted now ;)

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I'm not funny

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Quoted for truth

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Jesus wept!

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Christ on a bike tbh

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Whoosh! IMHO.

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Get these two on board, Pud. Finally a comedy duo to rival Cannon and Ball. :blink:

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Get these two on board, Pud.  Finally a comedy duo to rival Cannon and Ball. :D

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:blink:;):razz::(:blush:

 

 

 

and emmmmm NO! :(

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I'm funnier than you'll ever be, you lanky bastard!

 

 

:nufc:

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Get these two on board, Pud.  Finally a comedy duo to rival Cannon and Ball. :D

29481[/snapback]

 

:blink:;):razz::(:blush:

 

 

 

and emmmmm NO! :(

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I'm funnier than you'll ever be, you lanky bastard!

 

 

:nufc:

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....he said, stretching his braces.

 

:nufc:

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Get these two on board, Pud.  Finally a comedy duo to rival Cannon and Ball. :D

29481[/snapback]

 

:blink:;):razz::(:blush:

 

 

 

and emmmmm NO! :(

29489[/snapback]

I'm funnier than you'll ever be, you lanky bastard!

 

 

:nufc:

29494[/snapback]

 

....he said, stretching his braces.

 

:nufc:

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Rock on Tommy!

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Get these two on board, Pud.  Finally a comedy duo to rival Cannon and Ball. :D

29481[/snapback]

 

:blink:;):razz::(:blush:

 

 

 

and emmmmm NO! :(

29489[/snapback]

I'm funnier than you'll ever be, you lanky bastard!

 

 

:nufc:

29494[/snapback]

 

....he said, stretching his braces.

 

:nufc:

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You manage that none-handed, you fat jabber.

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Get these two on board, Pud.  Finally a comedy duo to rival Cannon and Ball. :D

29481[/snapback]

 

:blink:;):razz::(:blush:

 

 

 

and emmmmm NO! :(

29489[/snapback]

I'm funnier than you'll ever be, you lanky bastard!

 

 

:nufc:

29494[/snapback]

 

....he said, stretching his braces.

 

:nufc:

29501[/snapback]

 

You manage that none-handed, you fat jabber.

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That was more Hale and Pace, tbh.

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