Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 59]

A teenager girl invited her new boyfriend over for dinner and suggested that they could make love afterwards.

 

On his way over, the boy stopped at the pharmacy and asked for advice in selecting a condom.

 

When he sat down at her parents dinner table, he bowed his head deeply in prayer.

 

After several minutes, the girl interrupted, "You've been praying a long time.

 

I didn't know that you were so religious." Without looking up, the boy said, "I'm not praying.

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I just didn't know that your father was a pharmacist

[zico martin 95]

A teenager girl invited her new boyfriend over for dinner and suggested that they could make love afterwards.

 

On his way over, the boy stopped at the pharmacy and asked for advice in selecting a condom.

 

When he sat down at her parents dinner table, he bowed his head deeply in prayer.

 

After several minutes, the girl interrupted, "You've been praying a long time.

 

I didn't know that you were so religious." Without looking up, the boy said, "I'm not praying.

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I just didn't know that your father was a pharmacist

 

 

well it worked for me, not the end to the joke I was expecting although I suspect it probably is an old re-packaged joke

[Magma 0]

once again heard it before

[Happy Face 29]

Went to me mates house

he said "do you want a cup of tea?"

I said "aye, as long as there's one going spare"

so he goes in the kitchen for a couple of minutes, comes back and gives me a cuppa.

I said "that doesn't look so angry to me"