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You're not supposed to get anything for the 27th anniversary.

 

Don't tell her that mind, you'll be dead before you fall.

 

 

I'll not be getting nowt thats for sure.

 

looking back I had all the hints this morning which I missed. ah for fucks sake how do I talk me way out of this. i come into and go home from work with our lass so i cannot pick flowers up or out.

I did buy a george foreman grill today, don't know (Ido like) if that will swing it.

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The 27th Wedding Anniversary does not have any traditional materials or Symbols associated with it.

 

A contemporary or modern 27th anniversary gift has a theme of Sculpture.

This Wedding Anniversary does not have any Flowers associated with it.

 

This Anniversary does not have any Gemstones associated with it.

 

 

roses and a george foreman grill will prob swing it :lol:

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could whisk her away out to for a meal

 

or summit

 

 

Don't be hasty man, they've been married 27 years. Have you seen those couples in a restaurant? Spoiling everyone's night by sitting in stoney silence, creating an atmosphere of pent up frustration and repressed bitterness all around them. Hate it when I get a table next to them. After a bottle of wine their tongues start to loosen and they start to talk, but it consists entirely of how they've been a bane in each others lives for 3 decades.

 

No, a box of roses and off to the garden shed to potter is the best thing Shinton can do for society in his current plight.

 

:lol:

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How did it go then, shinton? :lol: Can't believe you were thinking of giving your wife what amounts to a slimming aid for her 27th anniversary present!

 

Will you be seeing a 28th anniversary? :unsure:

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Went on the offensive, straight for the jugular.

 

Met her after work asked if she fancied a drink, straight into Coco V. Hands her the drink and said happy Aniversary obviously you forgot.

 

Slight argument along the lines of no I didn't you did, with me using the same line back.

 

Uneasy truce. the George Foreman was just about to swing it when we noticed a geet dent.

 

Anyway better than expected thanks for the advice :lol:

 

ps might see some of you tonight :unsure:

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Went on the offensive, straight for the jugular.

 

Met her after work asked if she fancied a drink, straight into Coco V. Hands her the drink and said happy Aniversary obviously you forgot.

 

Slight argument along the lines of no I didn't you did, with me using the same line back.

 

Uneasy truce. the George Foreman was just about to swing it when we noticed a geet dent.

 

Anyway better than expected thanks for the advice :unsure:

 

ps might see some of you tonight :(

 

:lol:

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