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BIG Sam Allardyce’s training methods have sent his Newcastle stars running to the loo.

 

The new Toon boss has had vibrating Power-Plate machines — popular with showbiz stars — delivered to the club’s training HQ.

 

But his first-team players, who get a full workout by standing on the platforms, say the shakes make them need the toilet.

 

A St James’ Park source said: “The lads have joked it loosens things up downstairs. They stand on the plates for up to an hour, so try to make sure they answer the call of nature beforehand.

 

“There’s no doubt about the fitness benefits, but last thing they want is an unexpected spot of Newcastle Brown.”

 

The former Bolton gaffer has also come up with a solution to Newcastle’s injury curse — emu droppings.

 

He wants players to use a special oil produced by emus. Allardyce first introduced the oil at Bolton two years ago, with impressive results.

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