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make me laugh then mr stand up comic :lol:

 

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

small chuckle....better gag needed ???

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bloke goes to the dentist....the dentist sits him down and says " please say aaaahhhhh", bloke says "why?" dentist says "my dog just dies" ....... :lol:

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make me laugh then mr stand up comic :lol:

 

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

small chuckle....better gag needed ???

 

Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

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make me laugh then mr stand up comic :lol:

 

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

small chuckle....better gag needed ???

 

Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ???

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make me laugh then mr stand up comic <_<

 

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

small chuckle....better gag needed ???

 

Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ???

 

Now if you want fulfilling :lol:

 

 

an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly.

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make me laugh then mr stand up comic <_<

 

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

small chuckle....better gag needed ???

 

Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ???

 

Now if you want fulfilling <_<

 

 

an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly.

:lol:

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make me laugh then mr stand up comic <_<

 

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

small chuckle....better gag needed ???

 

Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ???

 

Now if you want fulfilling <_<

 

 

an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly.

:lol:

 

Did you enjoy that then?

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make me laugh then mr stand up comic <_<

 

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

small chuckle....better gag needed ???

 

Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ???

 

Now if you want fulfilling <_<

 

 

an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly.

:lol:

 

Did you enjoy that then?

yes thanks but as my school report used to say....has potential but needs to concentrate <_<

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make me laugh then mr stand up comic <_<

 

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

small chuckle....better gag needed ???

 

Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ???

 

Now if you want fulfilling <_<

 

 

an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly.

:lol:

 

Did you enjoy that then?

yes thanks but as my school report used to say....has potential but needs to concentrate <_<

 

How come you still up. Even linz has gone to bed.

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Just finished work half an hour ago...took somwe pro plus ( whilst at work...found then in the first aid kit ???) and now I am slighlty buzzin :lol:

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Just finished work half an hour ago...took somwe pro plus ( whilst at work...found then in the first aid kit ???) and now I am slighlty buzzin :lol:

 

 

Cool entertain me.

what would you like me to do ??? <_<

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Just finished work half an hour ago...took somwe pro plus ( whilst at work...found then in the first aid kit ???) and now I am slighlty buzzin :lol:

 

 

Cool entertain me.

what would you like me to do ??? <_<

 

What would I really like you to do Or what do I think I have a chance of getting you to do?

 

I am up for chatting about anything as I am at work and bored

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actually...here's a true story...I have left my lighter in the pub and have just singed my left breast lighting my cigarette from a booklet of defected matches which has my mates wedding date on them which she gave me as her wedding was cancelled and she never used them ....irony at it's very best :lol:

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actually...here's a true story...I have left my lighter in the pub and have just singed my left breast lighting my cigarette from a booklet of defected matches which has my mates wedding date on them which she gave me as her wedding was cancelled and she never used them ....irony at it's very best :lol:

 

 

Do you need it kissing better? <_<

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actually...here's a true story...I have left my lighter in the pub and have just singed my left breast lighting my cigarette from a booklet of defected matches which has my mates wedding date on them which she gave me as her wedding was cancelled and she never used them ....irony at it's very best :lol:

 

 

Do you need it kissing better? <_<

my dog just did it but thanks for the offer....that will teach me to smoke and type naked <_<

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actually...here's a true story...I have left my lighter in the pub and have just singed my left breast lighting my cigarette from a booklet of defected matches which has my mates wedding date on them which she gave me as her wedding was cancelled and she never used them ....irony at it's very best :lol:

 

 

Do you need it kissing better? <_<

my dog just did it but thanks for the offer....that will teach me to smoke and type naked <_<

 

 

Now you're teasing. Hope none else is reading this.

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actually...here's a true story...I have left my lighter in the pub and have just singed my left breast lighting my cigarette from a booklet of defected matches which has my mates wedding date on them which she gave me as her wedding was cancelled and she never used them ....irony at it's very best <_<

 

 

Do you need it kissing better? <_<

my dog just did it but thanks for the offer....that will teach me to smoke and type naked <_<

 

 

Now you're teasing. Hope none else is reading this.

:lol: now you see ...the G man or wacky or someone will stumble across this in the morning and cast aspersions and post "being sick" faces et al and generally just degrade the whole "intimate" scenario !!

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actually...here's a true story...I have left my lighter in the pub and have just singed my left breast lighting my cigarette from a booklet of defected matches which has my mates wedding date on them which she gave me as her wedding was cancelled and she never used them ....irony at it's very best <_<

 

 

Do you need it kissing better? <_<

my dog just did it but thanks for the offer....that will teach me to smoke and type naked <_<

 

 

Now you're teasing. Hope none else is reading this.

:lol: now you see ...the G man or wacky or someone will stumble across this in the morning and cast aspersions and post "being sick" faces et al and generally just degrade the whole "intimate" scenario !!

 

I'd be more worried about "Smooth Operator".

 

He is the dodgiest perv i've ever met/come across.

 

There has not been enough love on TT recently btw, needs softening up a bit. :doh:

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