Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Was laid out on the sofa bollock naked with the laptop watching some porn online. Was knackered, it was about midnight and I could feel myself dropping off to sleep then waking up again, watching the porn then drifting off again. Anyway I drifted off and started immediately having a dream of the same porno I was watching and I was the star of the show getting a bj off a hot blonde milf! Then I woke up and it was the same thing on the screen! Same lass and everything. So turned it off and went to bed only to wake up with the usual morning glory and wor lass wrapping her lips roung my long one sucking like there's nee tomorrow. What a way to go to bed/wake up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckerDavies 0 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Smooth Operator's just a dreamer He dream his life away I'm just a dreamer Who dreams of better days I watch Porn like everyone of us I'm hoping that the dawn will bring a sign (BJ?) A better place for those Who will come after us ... This time I'm just a dreamer I dream my life away oh yeah I'm just a dreamer Who dreams of better days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I had a dream I started knocking about with Kate Lawler last night, was quality all we did was fuck about all day, I didnt have to work and we lived in a huge house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I once had a dream i was getting the best blow-job in the world and when i started to come, i woke up and realised it was the dog licking my cock. [sMO] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 I once had a dream i was getting the best blow-job in the world and when i started to come, i woke up and realised it was the dog licking my cock. [sMO] You calling wor lass a dog? Give me 2 days and I'll be round your house to beat you up you little rascal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) I once had a dream i was getting the best blow-job in the world and when i started to come, i woke up and realised it was the dog licking my cock. [sMO] You calling wor lass a dog? Give me 2 days and I'll be round your house to beat you up you little rascal! Reminds me of an ex who once told me that when she was a teenager, she used to put tuna on her fanny and got the cat to lick it off. She was fucking nuts like. I heard your lass was a looker? Thats not a typo before you start. Edited July 20, 2007 by ChezGiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) I once had a dream i was getting the best blow-job in the world and when i started to come, i woke up and realised it was the dog licking my cock. [sMO] You calling wor lass a dog? Give me 2 days and I'll be round your house to beat you up you little rascal! Reminds me of an ex who once told me that when she was a teenager, she used to put tuna on her fanny and got the cat to lick it off. She was fucking nuts like. I heard your lass was a looker? Thats not a typo before you start. Edited July 20, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I once had a dream i was getting the best blow-job in the world and when i started to come, i woke up and realised it was the dog licking my cock. [sMO] You calling wor lass a dog? Give me 2 days and I'll be round your house to beat you up you little rascal! Reminds me of an ex who once told me that when she was a teenager, she used to put tuna on her fanny and got the cat to lick it off. She was fucking nuts like. I heard your lass was a looker? Thats not a typo before you start. Charva thread, Stockholm VIP club, 6th picture down, platinum blonde. Fitter than your lass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted July 21, 2007 Author Share Posted July 21, 2007 I once had a dream i was getting the best blow-job in the world and when i started to come, i woke up and realised it was the dog licking my cock. [sMO] You calling wor lass a dog? Give me 2 days and I'll be round your house to beat you up you little rascal! Reminds me of an ex who once told me that when she was a teenager, she used to put tuna on her fanny and got the cat to lick it off. She was fucking nuts like. I heard your lass was a looker? Thats not a typo before you start. Charva thread, Stockholm VIP club, 6th picture down, platinum blonde. Fitter than your lass? But she's worth doing time for that Swedish chick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I had a dream last night I shagged that Blonde raver bint from BB and she was my sisters mum (but not my mum). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2823 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I had a dream last night I shagged that Blonde raver bint from BB and she was my sisters mum (but not my mum). Did you wake up in your own vomit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I had a dream last night I shagged that Blonde raver bint from BB and she was my sisters mum (but not my mum). Did you wake up in your own vomit? No but it wasn't a nice dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Ugh, I feel billious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Ugh, I feel billious Meaning indicative of a peevish ill-natured disposition. \o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Ugh, I feel billious Meaning indicative of a peevish ill-natured disposition. \o/ I thought it was something about going round the world in 80 days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Ugh, I feel billious Meaning indicative of a peevish ill-natured disposition. \o/ I thought it was something about going round the world in 80 days? ...we'll find a pot of gold, just sitting where the rainbow ends... time, we'll fight against the time, and we'll fly on the white wings of the wind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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