JawD 99 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ode to Johnny Smeaton Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots Oor Johnny walked one day When he saw a sicht that troubled him Far more that he could say A fanatic muslim bastard Wiz doin what he’d planned And intae Glesca’s departure hall A Cherokee he’d rammed. A big Glaswegian polis Came forward tae assist He thocht “a wumman driver” Or at least someone half-pissed But to his shock nae drunken Jock Emerged to grasp his hand But a flamin Arab loony Frae Al Qaeda’s band The mad Islamist nut-case Had set hissel’ on fire And swung oot at the polis GBH his clear desire Now that’s no richt wur Johnny cried And sallied tae the fray A left hook and a heid butt Required tae save the day. Now listen up Bin Laden Yir sort’s nae wanted here For imported English radicals Us Scoatsman huv nae fear Oor hame grown Glesca Asians Will have nae bluidy truck So tak yer worldwide jihad An get yersel tae Fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47521 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Nice one. Luckily I'm fluent in Oor Wullie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Nice one. Luckily I'm fluent in Oor Wullie. Must be the ginger in you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Nice one. Luckily I'm fluent in Cock. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Nice one. Luckily I'm fluent in Cock. FYP Simple, but effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Nice one. Luckily I'm fluent in Cock. FYP Simple, but effective. yep...that's Wacky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Nice one. Luckily I'm fluent in Cock. FYP Simple, but effective. I thought so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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