made me laugh

[BigAl 0]

I know it was a few days ago but I just found this and it really amused me. (apologies if you have seen it before)

 

 

If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow Eyewitness

accounts.

 

America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i

just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to

me"

 

Glasgow "Bawbag wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a

good boot, then decked him"

 

America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get

home, I thought i was gonna die"

 

Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

 

America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all

directions, we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"

 

Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

 

America:" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas

canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were

gonna die, I just ran for my life"

 

Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty

couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave

him a good boot to the baws"

 

America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought

i was gonna die"

 

Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a

fire it wis like that"

 

America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna

die"

 

Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am

gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

 

& finally, two quotes from an eye-witness......... John Smeaton (these

are real)

 

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer

asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is

Glasgow we'll just set about you"

 

John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy

and he said "me and other folk were just tryin to get the boot in and

some other guy banjoed him" !

[Lazarus 0]

UTFSF TBH

 

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