bobbyshinton 59 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another bloke walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first bloke sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies "This is my guide dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .They gave me a Chihuahua?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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