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  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work <_<

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :pray:

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  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :)

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was <_<

:pray:

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Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work <_<

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :pray:

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

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  David Kelly said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :panic:

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :)

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:pray:<_<

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  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :panic:

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :)

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:pray:<_<

 

Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

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  Happy Face said:
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  David Kelly said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :)

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :panic:

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:pray:<_<

 

Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

 

I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though :)

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  David Kelly said:
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Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :finger:

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :)

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:pray::)

 

Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

 

I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though :panic:

<_< deary me ......

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  Happy Face said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :panic:

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :)

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:pray:<_<

 

Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

 

Agreed:

 

squid wank n. The kind of wank received from a lady inexperienced in the provision of wanks. Descriptive of the distinctive motion of the hand.

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  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
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Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :blush:

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :blush:

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:pray::panic:

 

Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

 

I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though :)

<_< deary me ......

 

What ? :finger: It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' :)

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  Wacky Jnr said:
  Radgina said:
  Wacky Jnr said:
  Happy Face said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :blush:

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :blush:

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:pray::panic:

 

Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

 

I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though :)

<_< deary me ......

 

What ? :finger: It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' :)

 

Isn't that a risky thing to say to her when she's got your cock in her hand ?

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  Wacky Jnr said:
  Radgina said:
  Wacky Jnr said:
  Happy Face said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :blush:

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :)

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:):finger:

 

Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

 

I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though :blush:

:panic: deary me ......

 

What ? :blush: It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' :)

 

Who said romance was dead?? :pray:<_<

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  Jimbo said:
  Wacky Jnr said:
  Radgina said:
  Wacky Jnr said:
  Happy Face said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  snakehips said:
  David Kelly said:
  Happy Face said:
Just porn really.

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work :blush:

 

Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was :blush:

If there was she would be doing more than that tbh.

 

Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while.

 

:pray::panic:

 

Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know"

 

I think wor lass thought it was a fucking skipping rope at first, she's well trained now though :)

<_< deary me ......

 

What ? :finger: It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' :)

 

Isn't that a risky thing to say to her when she's got your cock in her hands?

 

FYP

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  Wacky Jnr said:
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What ? <_< It's true, I was forever saying 'take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick' :pray:

 

Isn't that a risky thing to say to her when she's got your cock in her hands?

 

FYP

 

Wacky's got a lepers cock.

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  ewerk said:
"You said I must eat so many lemons because I am so bitter, I say I'd rather be with your friends mate because they are much fitter". Lyrical genius man.

 

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and thats what gets signed in this day and age?

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