Smeeagain

[MrBass 2836]

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old soccer players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

 

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

 

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

 

The little boy nodded yes.

 

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"

 

Again the little boy nodded.

 

The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb asshole' is it?''

 

Again the little boy nodded.

 

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."

 

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

 

A woman sitting next to him perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

 

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

 

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

 

"What a coincidence" says the man.

 

As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

 

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

 

"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

 

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

 

"I used a different cock," he replied.

 

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"

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Second one > First one.