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so fucking tired. went to Epernay last night and had a lock in.

 

So much Champagne even my piss is fizzy!

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Happy Birthday Fats!

interesting to see you're still androgenous.. trying to tell us something Scotty boy? or should we start calling you Talula?

 

... good god that's a poor insult, even for me...

 

I'm knackered, now fuck off!

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so fucking tired. went to Epernay last night and had a lock in.

 

So much Champagne even my piss is fizzy!

Doing it in style. Like it. I normally do fuck all for my birthday like, although I quite often seem to be on holiday for it. Which is nice.

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so fucking tired. went to Epernay last night and had a lock in.

 

So much Champagne even my piss is fizzy!

Doing it in style. Like it. I normally do fuck all for my birthday like, although I quite often seem to be on holiday for it. Which is nice.

Not sure I'd fancy being away on my birthday. I like being surrounded by friends and if I was away I'd miss the little instances of genuine warmth. I know that sounds a bit gay, but a handshake or a hug and a happybirthday is what makes them for me. I'm not so arsed about presents and cards.

 

If I was on a beach somewhere I'd be ahavign a great time, but I'd still feel odd not being around my mates.

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so fucking tired. went to Epernay last night and had a lock in.

 

So much Champagne even my piss is fizzy!

Doing it in style. Like it. I normally do fuck all for my birthday like, although I quite often seem to be on holiday for it. Which is nice.

Not sure I'd fancy being away on my birthday. I like being surrounded by friends and if I was away I'd miss the little instances of genuine warmth. I know that sounds a bit gay, but a handshake or a hug and a happybirthday is what makes them for me. I'm not so arsed about presents and cards.

 

If I was on a beach somewhere I'd be ahavign a great time, but I'd still feel odd not being around my mates.

To be honest me and my mates never bother much with each others birthdays. Lasses do a bit more in my experience and it's probably a bit different when you're a stude (not a dig btw). My birthday was always before the start of term anyway. I'm not into birthdays though and it's not just because I'm an old fart. I've been like that for ages. Don't mind making a fuss of other people for their birthdays though.

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so fucking tired. went to Epernay last night and had a lock in.

 

So much Champagne even my piss is fizzy!

Doing it in style. Like it. I normally do fuck all for my birthday like, although I quite often seem to be on holiday for it. Which is nice.

 

If I was on a beach somewhere I'd have the locals trying to get me back in the sea.

 

FYP :D

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so fucking tired. went to Epernay last night and had a lock in.

 

So much Champagne even my piss is fizzy!

Doing it in style. Like it. I normally do fuck all for my birthday like, although I quite often seem to be on holiday for it. Which is nice.

 

If I was on a beach somewhere I'd have the locals trying to get me back in the sea.

 

FYP :D

:blush::D

 

went to a strip joint for a birthday lunch, had a few pints and they bought me a lapdance.. the last thing I want to be thinking about is the answers to section D on a fucking Financial questionnaire.

 

:D

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You ate at a strip club? That wouldn't exactly be my first choice for a nice, hygienic meal.

May I recommend the badly packed kebab sir?

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that's the thing, there was food available, but me being the precocious little git that I am, I refused to eat any of it and instead went to an expensive sandwich after on the understanding that "I made up the time next week"

 

will I fuck. :D

 

there was a little white South African bird who was cute as a button, energetic as hell and was pretty faciallyon top of a great body. There was some eye contact and I like to think that she was basically asking me to get her out of that life, there was a deep connection and while her body said I'm a ho' her sweet smile was saying "make an honest women out of me" ... I think we both fell a little bit in love. :D

 

.. well ... that's what I'm going to tell myself on the cold lonely nights. :D

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that's the thing, there was food available, but me being the precocious little git that I am, I refused to eat any of it and instead went to an expensive sandwich after on the understanding that "I made up the time next week"

 

 

Right birthday's over, please explain the use of that word in that context, you pretentious shitehawk.

 

:D

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that's the thing, there was food available, but me being the precocious little git that I am, I refused to eat any of it and instead went to an expensive sandwich after on the understanding that "I made up the time next week"

 

 

Right birthday's over, please explain the use of that word in that context, you pretentious shitehawk.

 

:D

blatantly meant Precious :D

 

rack off ye dag.

 

go hump a whale, chunk-boy

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