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..on me bike.

 

So if any of you fuckers see an athletic-looking chap whizzing through the glorious environs of the utopia that is Whitley Bay (Fish <_< ), on an orange and black barracuda, say hello :pray:

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I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die :pray:

You won't die, you're too fucking stubborn

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I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die :pray:

You won't die, you're too fucking stubborn

The Fish still bitter at repeatedly being turned down.

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I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die :pray:

 

Why no sedation? Are you in some competition with Gemmill to try and prove who's the more nails?

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I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die <_<

 

Why no sedation? Are you in some competition with Gemmill to try and prove who's the more nails?

 

No contest - Gemmill sliced some warm foccacia yesterday without protective handgear :pray:

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I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die :pray:

You won't die, you're too fucking stubborn

The Fish still bitter at repeatedly being turned down.

she was the one who propositioned me with her pendulous fun bags! <_<

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I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die <_<

You won't die, you're too fucking stubborn

The Fish still bitter at repeatedly being turned down.

she was the one who propositioned me with her pendulous fun bags! :)

 

So we're meant to believe that you turned her down? :pray:

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I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die <_<

You won't die, you're too fucking stubborn

The Fish still bitter at repeatedly being turned down.

she was the one who propositioned me with her pendulous fun bags! :)

 

So we're meant to believe that you turned her down? :pray:

No, She merely flashed her jubblies at me.

 

I don't think there was any more motive behind it than a little exhibitionism on her behalf.

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No, She merely flashed her jubblies at me.

 

I don't think there was any more motive behind it than a little exhibitionism on her behalf.

 

to be fair, she only returned the compliment, you'd been flashing yours all day.

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the only thing that you could refer to as my "jubblies" were kept safely tucked in my trousers thankyouverymuchyoungman

 

hows the perving business going?

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the only thing that you could refer to as my "jubblies" were kept safely tucked in my trousers thankyouverymuchyoungman

 

hows the perving business going?

 

not great tbh, this weather just doesnt promote skimpy tops :pray:

 

which in your case is a bonus

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the only thing that you could refer to as my "jubblies" were kept safely tucked in my trousers thankyouverymuchyoungman

 

hows the perving business going?

 

:pray: Jesus! You must have some seriously large (and saggy) man boobs if you can do that!

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the only thing that you could refer to as my "jubblies" were kept safely tucked in my trousers thankyouverymuchyoungman

 

hows the perving business going?

 

not great tbh, this weather just doesnt promote skimpy tops :pray:

 

which in your case is a bonus

it's a relief that only Sputnik and God can look down your tops.

 

One is a decrepit fossil of a simpler time and the other's a russian satellite

 

<_<

 

 

 

 

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I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die <_<

You won't die, you're too fucking stubborn

 

You are absolutely correct actually!

 

I didn't die, although I'm extremely close to hacking my own head off to get rid of the pain at the moment. They cleverly disguise the name of metal pliers to 'molar forceps' They were fucking pliers and I could feel him twisting the tooth out with them.

 

Now Mr Fish, me and you need to have a word about your use of the word 'pendulous' :pray:

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Ouch, sounds nasty.

 

I have to go for 4 fillings next week. Got a bollocking off the dentist today for eating too many custard creams when i'm drinking tea, apparantly its rotting my teeth away!

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Ouch, sounds nasty.

 

I have to go for 4 fillings next week. Got a bollocking off the dentist today for eating too many custard creams when i'm drinking tea, apparantly its rotting my teeth away!

 

Can't be doing a whole lot of good to your waistline either, chunky! :pray:

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Ouch, sounds nasty.

 

I have to go for 4 fillings next week. Got a bollocking off the dentist today for eating too many custard creams when i'm drinking tea, apparantly its rotting my teeth away!

 

Can't be doing a whole lot of good to your waistline either, chunky! :D

 

Perfectly slim thank you! :D

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I should go to the dentist like. Not been since I moved house... erm.. 2 years ago. Prob need one filling and a polish I reckon.

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