Breaking news - West Ham relegated

[wellsy 0]

to the second page of the premier league club news on teletext.

 

Understandable I guess given that the clubs are listed in alphabetical order, and W is toward the end of the alphabet. There just wasn't enough room for them on the first page.

 

In other news the tribunal should bring down their findings tomorrow. I reckon they'll throw Sheff Utd a bone in the form of compensation, but there will be no change in the leagues for next season.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, couldnt resist. I read it on another forum that i visit and thought it was quality.

 

 

Now towards the Southgate - Keane joke;

 

Gareth Southgate and Roy Keane were interviewed on Talksport this morning.

Alan Brazil asked them both what their expectations were for next season.

Keane said that he was aware of Sunderland's previous disappointments in the Premiership and it would be a big step for his players, so to win a game before Christmas and perhaps avoid the drop and finish 4th bottom.

Southgate said that he hoped to win the Carling Cup and be in contention for a Champions League spot or even win the title and it would be nice to finish off the season by winning the FA cup. Then the the following season, go on to win the Champions League.

 

Brazil then said 'that's seems a bit ambitious Gareth?'

 

To which Gareth replied, 'well Roy started it'.

[Billyonepunch 0]

Superb joke that lad!!!