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[bobbyshinton 59]

A man is boasting in a pub to three friends that he can tell just by looking at and feeling a football which team had played with the ball.

 

 

 

I bet you £200 you can’t one says. The boaster syas he can and that he will be them all £200 and to bring a mystery ball back to him in a weeks time. Sure enough back they come.

 

 

 

He takes the first ball, looks at it, squeezes it, gives it a quick sniff and says. The ball is beautiful. It has no scuff marks, it has many different expensive aftershave aroma’s many of them from foreign countries – it’s a Chelsea ball. Uncanny says the amazed bloke – it is a Chelsea ball.

 

 

 

The second bloke hands over his ball and the expert looks at it, squeezes it and takes a big sniff. Look at state of this ball he says, its been kicked out of shape, its scuffed and smells of body odour. It’s a cheap foreign import – its from Bolton. Brilliant says the bloke it is a Bolton football.

 

 

 

The third guy hands over his ball full of confidence. The expert looks at it gives it a squeeze and hands it straight back. You insult me he says – its from Sunderland.

 

 

 

How the hell did you know that ask the bloke?

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The expert replies – its going down of course!!!

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Smee rating: 8/10

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[bobbyshinton 59]

Better than them wankers on N-O.

 

Old NobW Oxygen thief

 

 

 

 

 

 

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