Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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3bitbob 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Smells dodgy to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 (edited) A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. total bollocks....again For one she's now working in Leeds, I was on that 'do' and she didn't come on to you, she hates your guts - fact. She said you're an arrogant pric. And last but not least I've got her home e-mail and I'm gonna send her a link, you're well and truly fucked son Seany! Fucking funny eh, told you I'd get you you fat cnut Edited June 28, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 And I thought the first post was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 If she replies, make sure you post it here Wacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11114 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Smells dodgy to me smells of something, that's fer sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. total bollocks....again For one she's now working in Leeds, I was on that 'do' and she didn't come on to you, she hates your guts - fact. She said you're an arrogant pric. And last but not least I've got her home e-mail and I'm gonna send her a link, you're well and truly fucked son Seany! Fucking funny eh, told you I'd get you you fat cnut Wacky you're full of shit, it was a xmas do where I was on Detached Duty therefore you wouldn't have been there and she's back up here now you tiny muppet. And you've never even spoke to her let alone have her home e-mail address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Posts of the year tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. total bollocks....again For one she's now working in Leeds, I was on that 'do' and she didn't come on to you, she hates your guts - fact. She said you're an arrogant pric. And last but not least I've got her home e-mail and I'm gonna send her a link, you're well and truly fucked son Seany! Fucking funny eh, told you I'd get you you fat cnut ...and he hasn't even got a bike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Tits oooooot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 (edited) A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. total bollocks....again For one she's now working in Leeds, I was on that 'do' and she didn't come on to you, she hates your guts - fact. She said you're an arrogant pric. And last but not least I've got her home e-mail and I'm gonna send her a link, you're well and truly fucked son Seany! Fucking funny eh, told you I'd get you you fat cnut Wacky you're full of shit, it was a xmas do where I was on Detached Duty therefore you wouldn't have been there and she's back up here now you tiny muppet. And you've never even spoke to her let alone have her home e-mail address. I knew the CSA was a joke but classing someone moving to the floor below as Detached Duty is fucking laughable. If the truth be known they only moved you down a floor as they had concerns about your weight putting unnecessary strain on the structure of the building. As for having her home e-mail address, I kid you not, read it and weep Big Boy: Alreet ??????? Sorry, got your text today but didn't get chance to mail from work - was busy being talked at by Neil...for about 2 hours, what a knacker. Just remembered now so thought I'd mail from home. Finally gave in and blew my bonus from July on a new laptop (don't think I'd purchased by the time you'd left?). So I'm now broadbanded up and have spent every spare hour in the last week surfing the net looking at absolute shite...the novelty of having internet access at home has not yet worn off!! Bit gutted as I didn't make it to the Mondays last night cos of Uni - didn't finish till 9pm so would have been struggling to get there in time. My brother said Ryder was an absolute shambles though, all over the shop and obviously off his tits...he still said it was sound though. What did you reckon? Did it feel like it was 1989 again?? How's the new job then? Does it look like it's going to be a goer? What's the people like...you missing CSA yet?? Nah, didn't think so! Anyhoo, hope your well. Speak soon. Rachel Expect to hear from her very shortly, or more realistically your lass As i was typing my reply my mobile went, guess who? SMO in an absolute state of panic in case I forwarded a link to her, made my day tbh. Edited June 28, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. total bollocks....again For one she's now working in Leeds, I was on that 'do' and she didn't come on to you, she hates your guts - fact. She said you're an arrogant pric. And last but not least I've got her home e-mail and I'm gonna send her a link, you're well and truly fucked son Seany! Fucking funny eh, told you I'd get you you fat cnut Wacky you're full of shit, it was a xmas do where I was on Detached Duty therefore you wouldn't have been there and she's back up here now you tiny muppet. And you've never even spoke to her let alone have her home e-mail address. I knew the CSA was a joke but classing someone moving to the floor below as Detached Duty is fucking laughable. If the truth be known they only moved you down a floor as they had concerns about your weight putting unnecessary strain on the structure of the building. As for having her home e-mail address, I kid you not, read it and weep Big Boy: Alreet ??????? Sorry, got your text today but didn't get chance to mail from work - blah blah blah blah blah Have you grown anymore? Probably not like. Anyhoo, hope your well. Speak soon. Rachel Expect to hear from her very shortly, or more realistically your lass As i was typing my reply my mobile went, guess who? SMO in an absolute state of panic in case I forwarded a link to her, made my day tbh. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. total bollocks....again For one she's now working in Leeds, I was on that 'do' and she didn't come on to you, she hates your guts - fact. She said you're an arrogant pric. And last but not least I've got her home e-mail and I'm gonna send her a link, you're well and truly fucked son Seany! Fucking funny eh, told you I'd get you you fat cnut Wacky you're full of shit, it was a xmas do where I was on Detached Duty therefore you wouldn't have been there and she's back up here now you tiny muppet. And you've never even spoke to her let alone have her home e-mail address. I knew the CSA was a joke but classing someone moving to the floor below as Detached Duty is fucking laughable. If the truth be known they only moved you down a floor as they had concerns about your weight putting unnecessary strain on the structure of the building. As for having her home e-mail address, I kid you not, read it and weep Big Boy: Alreet ??????? Sorry, got your text today but didn't get chance to mail from work - blah blah blah blah blah Have you grown anymore? Probably not like. Anyhoo, hope your well. Speak soon. Rachel Expect to hear from her very shortly, or more realistically your lass As i was typing my reply my mobile went, guess who? SMO in an absolute state of panic in case I forwarded a link to her, made my day tbh. FYP Tea Towel holder still twitching is it? Don't worry your secret is safe with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. total bollocks....again For one she's now working in Leeds, I was on that 'do' and she didn't come on to you, she hates your guts - fact. She said you're an arrogant pric. And last but not least I've got her home e-mail and I'm gonna send her a link, you're well and truly fucked son Seany! Fucking funny eh, told you I'd get you you fat cnut Wacky you're full of shit, it was a xmas do where I was on Detached Duty therefore you wouldn't have been there and she's back up here now you tiny muppet. And you've never even spoke to her let alone have her home e-mail address. I knew the CSA was a joke but classing someone moving to the floor below as Detached Duty is fucking laughable. If the truth be known they only moved you down a floor as they had concerns about your weight putting unnecessary strain on the structure of the building. As for having her home e-mail address, I kid you not, read it and weep Big Boy: Alreet ??????? Sorry, got your text today but didn't get chance to mail from work - blah blah blah blah blah Have you grown anymore? Probably not like. Anyhoo, hope your well. Speak soon. Rachel Expect to hear from her very shortly, or more realistically your lass As i was typing my reply my mobile went, guess who? SMO in an absolute state of panic in case I forwarded a link to her, made my day tbh. FYP Tea Towel holder still twitching is it? Don't worry your secret is safe with me I could put the feelers out about going 2's up if you want. Don't mind taking brown like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I reckon Wacky should mail her the link, like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11114 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I reckon Wacky should mail her the link, like with a picture of SMO's cock attached? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I reckon Wacky should mail her the link, like As much as i would like too he's got enough problems at home without me adding fuel to the fire, wants to watch his step around here though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 You boys and your stories, worse than Jackanory round here at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 wow!!!!! "I was on DETACHED DUTY" and I thought the lads in Basra were having it tough.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 You boys and your stories, worse than Jackanory round here at times. It's only him man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 You boys and your stories, worse than Jackanory round here at times. It's only him man! Oh right, I thought Wacky got involved sometimes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckerDavies 0 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 This guy sounds like a fucking loner, Making story's up all the time to seem cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 This guy sounds like a fucking loner, Making story's up all the time to seem cool Nail on head, he's a Virgin as well, thats the best thing about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 A lass I used to work with who now works in the same office as my lass has e-mailed me asking if I fancy a bit of rumpy-pumpy! Now she's not to be sniffed at (It's Rachel Wacky) and she's told wor lass in the past that she's been having affairs with blokes. She came onto me a while back at a xmas do and suggested we could have a 3 way with me, her and wor lass as she likes a bit of pink too. I declined at the time and now she's wants a bit of 2 way. OrdinarilY I'd be happy to oblige but it could be a set-up. total bollocks....again For one she's now working in Leeds, I was on that 'do' and she didn't come on to you, she hates your guts - fact. She said you're an arrogant pric. And last but not least I've got her home e-mail and I'm gonna send her a link, you're well and truly fucked son Seany! Fucking funny eh, told you I'd get you you fat cnut I'm just loving the pithiness of this post. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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