bobbyshinton 59 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Make the most of each day A bank credits your account each morning with £86,400. It carries over no balance to tomorrow. Every evening you lose the balance you failed to use during the day. > >>> > What would you do? Draw out every penny, of course!!!! Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off what you have failed to invest. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. Invest it so as to improve get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success! The clock is running. Make the most of life today. To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade. To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train. To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident. Treasure every moment ! Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present! Think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10022 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Eternal IP ban surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 To realize the value of TWENTY SECONDS, ask the person who just skim-read that rubbish to see if there was anything worth reading in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 (edited) To realize the value of TWENTY SECONDS, ask the person who just skim-read that rubbish to see if there was anything worth reading in it. watch it you Not too big to be put over my knee and smacked Edited June 27, 2007 by bobbyshinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 So no thoughts on the ethnics then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 To realize the value of TWENTY SECONDS, ask the person who just skim-read that rubbish to see if there was anything worth reading in it. watch it you Not too big to be put over my knee and smacked Even I can't bring myself to go down the "I might enjoy it" road on this one. Could be a decent idea for the evening entertainment at the summer piss-up though. I'm sure they can find us a suitable table and chair at the Trent if you fancy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 To realize the value of TWENTY SECONDS, ask the person who just skim-read that rubbish to see if there was anything worth reading in it. watch it you Not too big to be put over my knee and smacked Even I can't bring myself to go down the "I might enjoy it" road on this one. Could be a decent idea for the evening entertainment at the summer piss-up though. I'm sure they can find us a suitable table and chair at the Trent if you fancy it. I was in the Trent after Rod the Mod show. Even if we covered ourselves in Marmite and performed the above we would not look weired. It was like the bar from Star Wars. Yes I got a seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 To realize the value of TWENTY SECONDS, ask the person who just skim-read that rubbish to see if there was anything worth reading in it. watch it you Not too big to be put over my knee and smacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 To realize the value of TWENTY SECONDS, ask the person who just skim-read that rubbish to see if there was anything worth reading in it. watch it you Not too big to be put over my knee and smacked Laz me man. You've seen stranger things in the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 To realize the value of TWENTY SECONDS, ask the person who just skim-read that rubbish to see if there was anything worth reading in it. watch it you Not too big to be put over my knee and smacked Laz me man. You've seen stranger things in the forum Thats true - but the thought of a big hairy hand slapping a big hairy arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 To realize the value of TWENTY SECONDS, ask the person who just skim-read that rubbish to see if there was anything worth reading in it. watch it you Not too big to be put over my knee and smacked Laz me man. You've seen stranger things in the forum Thats true - but the thought of a big hairy hand slapping a big hairy arse? Marmite. Its like a tasty Bryl Cream (allegedly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. wtf??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. wtf??? Have you not read the rest if the thread then? It's off one of those shite 'inspirational' posters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. wtf??? Have you not read the rest if the thread then? It's off one of those shite 'inspirational' posters. I have and I still put..."wtf??" ....no inspiration in that at all matey !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. wtf??? Have you not read the rest if the thread then? It's off one of those shite 'inspirational' posters. I have and I still put..."wtf??" ....no inspiration in that at all matey !!! I was taking the piss. Were you inspired by Bob's forwarded email like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. wtf??? Have you not read the rest if the thread then? It's off one of those shite 'inspirational' posters. I have and I still put..."wtf??" ....no inspiration in that at all matey !!! I was taking the piss. Were you inspired by Bob's forwarded email like? as inspired as yours tbh !!!! bad feckin day today !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. wtf??? Have you not read the rest if the thread then? It's off one of those shite 'inspirational' posters. I have and I still put..."wtf??" ....no inspiration in that at all matey !!! I was taking the piss. Were you inspired by Bob's forwarded email like? as inspired as yours tbh !!!! bad feckin day today !!! That was the point. Fuckin' hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. wtf??? Have you not read the rest if the thread then? It's off one of those shite 'inspirational' posters. I have and I still put..."wtf??" ....no inspiration in that at all matey !!! I was taking the piss. Were you inspired by Bob's forwarded email like? as inspired as yours tbh !!!! bad feckin day today !!! That was the point. Fuckin' hell fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Today is the first day of the rest of your life guys. wtf??? Have you not read the rest if the thread then? It's off one of those shite 'inspirational' posters. I have and I still put..."wtf??" ....no inspiration in that at all matey !!! I was taking the piss. Were you inspired by Bob's forwarded email like? as inspired as yours tbh !!!! bad feckin day today !!! That was the point. Fuckin' hell fuck off Still at the DSS then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Bob deserves a weeks ban for posting this shit imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Make the most of each day A bank credits your account each morning with £86,400. It carries over no balance to tomorrow. Every evening you lose the balance you failed to use during the day. > >>> > What would you do? Draw out every penny, of course!!!! Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off what you have failed to invest. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. Invest it so as to improve get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success! The clock is running. Make the most of life today. To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade. To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train. To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident. Treasure every moment ! Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present! Think about it copyright © Glenn Roeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Bob deserves a lifetime ban for posting all his shit imo Fixed your post Mr Wacky sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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