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It’s the Difference between http://www.nest-uk.com/search/Results.php?...&country=uk

 

And http://www.callsriversideproperty.co.uk/accommodation.htm

 

 

getting someone to move in is a fucking nightmare, they're all gomers or old wimmin!!!

 

I don't mind living with a bloke but the burning question is "where are the young nubile and sexy fit-girls?"

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It’s the Difference between http://www.nest-uk.com/search/Results.php?...&country=uk

 

And http://www.callsriversideproperty.co.uk/accommodation.htm

 

 

getting someone to move in is a fucking nightmare, they're all gomers or old wimmin!!!

 

I don't mind living with a bloke but the burning question is "where are the young nubile and sexy fit-girls?"

 

Hiding from you!

 

My mates just got a penthouse next to the LGI (and she works there!), its proper lush I tell thee, 675 per month between em as well.

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It’s the Difference between http://www.nest-uk.com/search/Results.php?...&country=uk

 

And http://www.callsriversideproperty.co.uk/accommodation.htm

 

 

getting someone to move in is a fucking nightmare, they're all gomers or old wimmin!!!

 

I don't mind living with a bloke but the burning question is "where are the young nubile and sexy fit-girls?"

 

Hiding from you!

 

My mates just got a penthouse next to the LGI (and she works there!), its proper lush I tell thee, 675 per month between em as well.

 

fahkin barrrrrstuds

 

 

I'm so frustrated I could puke

:blink:

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It’s the Difference between http://www.nest-uk.com/search/Results.php?...&country=uk

 

And http://www.callsriversideproperty.co.uk/accommodation.htm

 

 

getting someone to move in is a fucking nightmare, they're all gomers or old wimmin!!!

 

I don't mind living with a bloke but the burning question is "where are the young nubile and sexy fit-girls?"

 

Hiding from you!

 

My mates just got a penthouse next to the LGI (and she works there!), its proper lush I tell thee, 675 per month between em as well.

 

fahkin barrrrrstuds

 

 

I'm so frustrated I could puke

;)

 

The puking has got nowt to do with frustration, it's down to the family size chocolate gateaux you've just wolfed :blink:

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Well Fish I found somewhere to live in Portsmouth over the weekend with two girls, 25 and 27, without any dramas at all. I guess the women just love me more. :blink:

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saw a place that would be too small even for the likes of you and your six brothers mate.

 

it said "Double Bedroom" when it should have said "room for a Double Bed.... and nothing else.... not even an ethiopian and a sandwich"

 

not a happy bunny cos if I don't find a flatmate it's the rabbit hutch for me :blink:

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I'm living with a 23-year old Hungarian model. Hope that helps.

Male or female?

 

female. Its actuallly not what its cracked up to be..... ;)

 

 

Lots of banging coming from her bedroom as you sit outside her door wishing it was you? :blink:

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How shit is moving house by the way? I am on Saturday, but I'm getting a head start with packing now, combined with stress for exams that I'm petrified about, a whole heap of other shit and the fact I'm skint, life is fucking crap at the moment.

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I'm living with a 23-year old Hungarian model. Hope that helps.

Male or female?

 

female. Its actuallly not what its cracked up to be..... :razz:

 

 

Lots of banging coming from her bedroom as you sit outside her door wanking? ;)

 

FYP :blink:

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One thing this thread has proved is women see Steve as gay and Fish as straight. hmmmmm and who says womens gaydar doesnt work?

 

Hey fuck you buddy. ;)

 

 

 

 

Actually, that sounds like a good idea. :blink: Especially now with your arsehole all broken in and loose because really, sex with virgins is over-rated.

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I'm moving on Saturday, this contract runs out then i'm just going to go and live round at my girlfriend's round the corner. She's not going to be there, its empty so just going to do a bit of cheeky sub-letting.

 

Unemployed and homeless, its taking the piss!

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moved 3 months back, rented house, the land lord was organising the transfer of all the bills took his fucking time

 

only now are £100 electric bills, £90 water bills and so on appearing

 

fucking shite

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moved 3 months back, rented house, the land lord was organising the transfer of all the bills took his fucking time

 

only now are £100 electric bills, £90 water bills and so on appearing

 

fucking shite

that's shitty, we sorted our own bills, with 7 of us the bills were still £50 per person, but it was roughly once every three months.

 

I think I'm going to have to moce in with a bloke I don't know what-so-ever and have little or nothing in common with just so I don't have to shoehorn my self in and out of the flat everyday

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