Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I can use them, but I do it the traditional way, bowl under chin and shovel. That's under instruction from my Dads interpreter when she came over so I don't care if you Gweilo haven't mastered the art Seen as you get so much stick on here, I'll be nice to you You do have a fantastic vocabulary Dave. Don't get used to this sort of thing btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Never had a chinese so I'm crap at holding them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm shit hot with them, but then again I'm used to manipulating clit's with great accuracy to achieve fantastic results so it's no great shake tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Never had a chinese so I'm crap at holding them What do you use them for? Fish and chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm shit hot with them, but then again I'm used to manipulating clit's with great accuracy to achieve fantastic results so it's no great shake tbh I dread to think of the state of you lass's minge given that analogy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Jerry Seinfeld articulated it best... I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people. They're hanging in there with the chopsticks,aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks. I don't know how they missed it. Chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day. Shovel. Spoon. Come on. You're not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I think chopsticks are a stupid and horribly inefficient way of eating, and thus I feel no shame in requesting some decent cutlery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Its a fucker trying to open the fortune cookie wrapper with them like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) I can use them, but I do it the traditional way, bowl under chin and shovel. That's under instruction from my Dads interpreter when she came over so I don't care if you Gweilo haven't mastered the art Seen as you get so much stick on here, I'll be nice to you You do have a fantastic vocabulary Dave. Don't get used to this sort of thing btw it's taken me 3 and a half hours to come to a decision. I think this is a compliment so I'm going to take it as such. I've been trying to weigh up whether you were taking the piss or being genuine Edited June 22, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I can use them, but I do it the traditional way, bowl under chin and shovel. That's under instruction from my Dads interpreter when she came over so I don't care if you Gweilo haven't mastered the art Seen as you get so much stick on here, I'll be nice to you You do have a fantastic vocabulary Dave. Don't get used to this sort of thing btw it's taken me 3 and a half hours to come to a decision. I think this is a compliment so I'm going to take it as such. I've been trying to weigh up whether you were taking the piss or being genuine So much for choosing your vocabulary wisely. Sitting duck anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) So much for choosing your vocabulary wisely. Sitting duck anyone? Euphemism? Edited June 22, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Never had a chinese so I'm crap at holding them What do you use them for? Fish and chips? nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I can use them, but I do it the traditional way, bowl under chin and shovel. That's under instruction from my Dads interpreter when she came over so I don't care if you Gweilo haven't mastered the art Seen as you get so much stick on here, I'll be nice to you You do have a fantastic vocabulary Dave. Don't get used to this sort of thing btw it's taken me 3 and a half hours to come to a decision. I think this is a compliment so I'm going to take it as such. I've been trying to weigh up whether you were taking the piss or being genuine I was being genuine believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm reasonably proficient with chopsticks. I'm talking about eating with them by the way, before someone suggests I masturbate using them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) I'm reasonably proficient with chopsticks. I'm talking about eating with them by the way, before someone suggests I masturbate using them. That's what tweezers are for Edited June 22, 2007 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm reasonably proficient with chopsticks. I'm talking about eating with them by the way, before someone suggests I masturbate using them. That's what tweezers are for You swine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 was awaywith work a few years ago...ended up in Bournemouth(smelly old peeps country)anyway , lad I was with from work was chinese............. and I am now so proficient with chopsticks I acould wank the living daylights out of you with thwm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4089 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 was awaywith work a few years ago...ended up in Bournemouth(smelly old peeps country)anyway , lad I was with from work was chinese............. and I am now so proficient with chopsticks I acould wank the living daylights out of you with thwm What an offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 I can use them, but I do it the traditional way, bowl under chin and shovel. That's under instruction from my Dads interpreter when she came over so I don't care if you Gweilo haven't mastered the art Seen as you get so much stick on here, I'll be nice to you You do have a fantastic vocabulary Dave. Don't get used to this sort of thing btw it's taken me 3 and a half hours to come to a decision. I think this is a compliment so I'm going to take it as such. I've been trying to weigh up whether you were taking the piss or being genuine I was being genuine believe it or not. In that case, cheers. sorry, I'm just not very good at taking compliments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimburst 0 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 I can use them, but I do it the traditional way, bowl under chin and shovel. That's under instruction from my Dads interpreter when she came over so I don't care if you Gweilo haven't mastered the art Seen as you get so much stick on here, I'll be nice to you You do have a fantastic vocabulary Dave. Don't get used to this sort of thing btw it's taken me 3 and a half hours to come to a decision. I think this is a compliment so I'm going to take it as such. I've been trying to weigh up whether you were taking the piss or being genuine I was being genuine believe it or not. In that case, cheers. sorry, I'm just not very good at taking compliments Awwww, look at you two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimburst 0 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 was awaywith work a few years ago...ended up in Bournemouth(smelly old peeps country)anyway , lad I was with from work was chinese............. and I am now so proficient with chopsticks I acould wank the living daylights out of you with thwm Jesus Christ erm, u go to the Ocean palace in Bournemouth/poole? Great place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 was awaywith work a few years ago...ended up in Bournemouth(smelly old peeps country)anyway , lad I was with from work was chinese............. and I am now so proficient with chopsticks I acould wank the living daylights out of you with thwm Jesus Christ erm, u go to the Ocean palace in Bournemouth/poole? Great place. oops ...got a bit carried away there I think............. I can't remember what the restaurant was called, we had been wandering around for a while deciding what nationality of cuisine we wanted to try and eventually decided on Chinese much to the chinese lads disgust who quipped "ok ...we can do chinese but I'm telling you now...I am ordering the food in Geordie !!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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