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  sweetleftpeg said:
  Gemmill said:

Eating egg mayo sarnies at work is a disgrace. You go in someone's office and it smells like they've shit in a drawer.

 

I've just had one Gemma. And shit in my drawer.

Nice honeymoon btw?

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  Renton said:

Notice, btw, that when a job's worth doing, it's best left to the professionals, none of this DIY sandwich tomfoolery.

 

Couldn't agree more, Renton. Which is why mine remains the best. I gotz the skillz.

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  alex said:
  sweetleftpeg said:
  Gemmill said:

Eating egg mayo sarnies at work is a disgrace. You go in someone's office and it smells like they've shit in a drawer.

 

I've just had one Gemma. And shit in my drawer.

Nice honeymoon btw?

 

Shat on a Gideons bible.

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  Gemmill said:
  Renton said:

Notice, btw, that when a job's worth doing, it's best left to the professionals, none of this DIY sandwich tomfoolery.

 

Couldn't agree more, Renton. Which is why mine remains the best. I gotz the skillz.

 

Gemmill's left his job to work in Subway btw, in case anyone didn't realise.

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If anyone off this board ever goes to Florence they have to promise to go to Nerbone's to try one of those.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

Parma ham and mozzarella? Please!

 

This contest is over. Late entries are not accepted.

 

To continue the music talent theme, this is a bit like that bloke turning down the Beatles because he thought guitar music was on its way out.

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  luckyluke said:
  Gemmill said:
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If anyone off this board ever goes to Florence they have to promise to go to Nerbone's to try one of those.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

Parma ham and mozzarella? Please!

 

This contest is over. Late entries are not accepted.

 

To continue the music talent theme, this is a bit like that bloke turning down the Beatles because he thought guitar music was on its way out.

 

Not really. It would be like the Beatles turning up for their X Factor audition at St James the day after Simon and the crew left.

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  luckyluke said:
  Gemmill said:
  ChezGiven said:

If anyone off this board ever goes to Florence they have to promise to go to Nerbone's to try one of those.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

Parma ham and mozzarella? Please!

 

This contest is over. Late entries are not accepted.

 

To continue the music talent theme, this is a bit like that bloke turning down the Beatles because he thought guitar music was on its way out.

Never heard that one. I know the original drummer became a career advisor though :lol:

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  Gemmill said:
  luckyluke said:
  Gemmill said:
  ChezGiven said:

If anyone off this board ever goes to Florence they have to promise to go to Nerbone's to try one of those.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

Parma ham and mozzarella? Please!

 

This contest is over. Late entries are not accepted.

 

To continue the music talent theme, this is a bit like that bloke turning down the Beatles because he thought guitar music was on its way out.

 

Not really. It would be like the Beatles turning up for their X Factor audition at St James the day after Simon and the crew left.

 

Do you expect us to get your talent-show analogies?

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  sweetleftpeg said:

Aye, cracking honeymoon, and it's GREAT to be back.

I can imagine. So long as you both had a class time though.

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  Renton said:
  Gemmill said:
  luckyluke said:
  Gemmill said:
  ChezGiven said:

If anyone off this board ever goes to Florence they have to promise to go to Nerbone's to try one of those.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

Parma ham and mozzarella? Please!

 

This contest is over. Late entries are not accepted.

 

To continue the music talent theme, this is a bit like that bloke turning down the Beatles because he thought guitar music was on its way out.

 

Not really. It would be like the Beatles turning up for their X Factor audition at St James the day after Simon and the crew left.

 

Do you expect us to get your talent-show analogies?

 

Well I don't think they're particularly difficult, let's put it that way. Are you struggling then? :lol:

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  Lazarus said:

I noticed theres a new subways about to open on waaaaallsend high street - couple of doors down from the kfc.

 

My mate had a Subways franchise and managed to end up declaring himself bankrupt with it. Genius.

 

Seriously though, the Subway in town looks grubby enough. I can't even begin to imagine how manky the one in Wallsend is gonna end up being.

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  Gemmill said:
  Renton said:
  Gemmill said:
  luckyluke said:
  Gemmill said:
  ChezGiven said:

If anyone off this board ever goes to Florence they have to promise to go to Nerbone's to try one of those.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

Parma ham and mozzarella? Please!

 

This contest is over. Late entries are not accepted.

 

To continue the music talent theme, this is a bit like that bloke turning down the Beatles because he thought guitar music was on its way out.

 

Not really. It would be like the Beatles turning up for their X Factor audition at St James the day after Simon and the crew left.

 

Do you expect us to get your talent-show analogies?

 

Well I don't think they're particularly difficult, let's put it that way. Are you struggling then? :lol:

 

I haven't got the foggiest who the people are you've been mentioning. That's all.

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  Gemmill said:
  luckyluke said:
  Gemmill said:
  ChezGiven said:

If anyone off this board ever goes to Florence they have to promise to go to Nerbone's to try one of those.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

Parma ham and mozzarella? Please!

 

This contest is over. Late entries are not accepted.

 

To continue the music talent theme, this is a bit like that bloke turning down the Beatles because he thought guitar music was on its way out.

 

Not really. It would be like the Beatles turning up for their X Factor audition at St James the day after Simon and the crew left.

 

Well that'd be their loss. You enjoy your Gareth Gates of the sandwich world now. :lol:

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Subway has that strange smell about it (a little bit like McDonalds) where it's more 'industrial' than food if you know what I mean.

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  alex said:

Subway has that strange smell about it (a little bit like McDonalds) where it's more 'industrial' than food if you know what I mean.

 

I know what you mean. It makes me feel hungry and nauseous simultaneously.

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  Gemmill said:
  Lazarus said:

I noticed theres a new subways about to open on waaaaallsend high street - couple of doors down from the kfc.

 

My mate had a Subways franchise and managed to end up declaring himself bankrupt with it. Genius.

 

Seriously though, the Subway in town looks grubby enough. I can't even begin to imagine how manky the one in Wallsend is gonna end up being.

 

There's loads of Subway's in town now. I always suspected the secret to their success was the fact they can be run by one staff member, unlike McDonalds.

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  Gemmill said:
  Renton said:
  Gemmill said:
  luckyluke said:
  Gemmill said:
  ChezGiven said:

If anyone off this board ever goes to Florence they have to promise to go to Nerbone's to try one of those.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

Parma ham and mozzarella? Please!

 

This contest is over. Late entries are not accepted.

 

To continue the music talent theme, this is a bit like that bloke turning down the Beatles because he thought guitar music was on its way out.

 

Not really. It would be like the Beatles turning up for their X Factor audition at St James the day after Simon and the crew left.

 

Do you expect us to get your talent-show analogies?

 

Well I don't think they're particularly difficult, let's put it that way. Are you struggling then? :razz:

 

Anyway its more like the Beatles turning up late for the contest after Journey South have been declared the winner by a male Sharon Osbourne lookalike.

 

Tbf. <_<

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  alex said:

Subway has that strange smell about it (a little bit like McDonalds) where it's more 'industrial' than food if you know what I mean.

 

Its 'other-worldy'. Its what i imagine food on the Starship Enterprise tastes like.

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