Guest alex Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Only the truely narcisstic percieve every criticism to be made out of jealousy. How many spelling mistakes? I'm a doctor, not a spellchecker! [/McCoy] 3 in a row though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Only the truely narcisstic percieve every criticism to be made out of jealousy. How many spelling mistakes? I'm a doctor, not a spellchecker! [/McCoy] 3 in a row though? Why do you keep picking on me about my spelling? Stop it or I'll pretend I've commited suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11074 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 don't do that........ pretend, I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Only the truely narcisstic percieve every criticism to be made out of jealousy. How many spelling mistakes? Alex is a twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 pedants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 pedants Thats not much of a sarnie like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4069 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 take 2 slices of your favourite white bread. Spread each liberally with original heinz sandwich spread. Add a sidgeon of marmite to each. Take favourite flavour of crisps and add to one side. Slice your favourite chedder cheese and add to the other. slap one on top of the other with the toppings facing in. Viola. Anyway, we have a loser. Why because I like large vilolin type instruments. My dear renton you should learn to spot satire and irony when it is presented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Hot Salt Beef Sarnie - for the win There is something very comforting about a really good salt beef sandwich, and your main concern should be to make sure that the filling is of excellent quality. Salting beef is an age-old method of preserving meat; and although these days the amount of salt used is probably a fraction of what it once was, that long brining process still gives salt beef its unique characteristics. You can buy salt beef ready-cooked from delis and supermarkets, but it's much better if you cook it yourself. I prefer to use brisket which is traditionally the cut you see in the few remaining salt beef bars; or there is always the option of silverside, which is a bit leaner. You will need to boil your salt beef (about 500-600g or more) for a good couple of hours or according to the cooking instructions on the packet, then remove from the liquid if serving straight away or leave to cool a little in the liquid. The beef should be served hot. Take 8 slices of rye and caraway bread – but make sure it's the soft light rye, not the dark Scandinavian type. Slice up some large gherkins and mustard (English or American French's go well). Thinly slice your salt beef and pile generously on to the bread with the gherkin and mustard. Delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I take it "sandwich boy" is actually doing some work today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I take it "sandwich boy" is actually doing some work today? I seriously fucking doubt it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47061 Posted June 21, 2007 Author Share Posted June 21, 2007 The auditors are in. Doing my fucking head in. Although the lass is quite nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 The auditors are in. Having your period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11074 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 didn't make a sandwich today which means I have to buy my lunch not sure what to have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 didn't make a sandwich today which means I have to buy my lunch not sure what to have Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Bacon and Egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15851 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 didn't make a sandwich today which means I have to buy my lunch not sure what to have Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Does he ever not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11074 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 didn't make a sandwich today which means I have to buy my lunch not sure what to have Have you thought about getting a sandwich? not a bad idea.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 didn't make a sandwich today which means I have to buy my lunch not sure what to have Have you thought about getting a sandwich? not a bad idea.... hmmm if only someone would make a post involving sandwich fillings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11074 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 you'd have thought someone like... oh...lets say Scott.. with the impressive amount of time wasting he does at work, you'd have thought he could bother his arse to start a thread about said culinary delight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 crisps and bread. Combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22401 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 didn't make a sandwich today which means I have to buy my lunch not sure what to have Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Does he ever not? When he's thinking about getting a pie, kebab, or curry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15851 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 didn't make a sandwich today which means I have to buy my lunch not sure what to have Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Does he ever not? When he's thinking about getting a pie, kebab, or curry? There's barely a food product that couldn't be improved by making a sandwich out of it, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22401 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 didn't make a sandwich today which means I have to buy my lunch not sure what to have Have you thought about getting a sandwich? Does he ever not? When he's thinking about getting a pie, kebab, or curry? There's barely a food product that couldn't be improved by making a sandwich out of it, mind. I've seen pie sandwiches and pizza sanwiches etc. That's going too far. But there is something nice about not using a knife and fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Pizza Sandwiches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11074 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 When he's thinking about getting a pie, kebab, or curry? this made me think. It's been fahkin ages since I had a pie. Mainly because I like to make my own food and haven't had the bottle to try my hand at pastry and I haven't had a kebab because I swore off Takeaways (the drunken ones, buying a sarnie and taking it away doesn't count) not last new years but the one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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